Oh sh'it, my fire monkey..
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Me: “Tech support, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Your d*** program keeps closing on me!”

(Note: the program she is referring to is our website.)

Me: “What happens before the ‘program’ closes?”

Customer: “I click ‘printer friendly’ so I can print off the page, then I use File->Close to get back to where I was, and the d***ed program keeps kicking me out!”

Me: “You click File->Close?”

Customer: “Yeah! This keeps happening to me with a lot of things! I hate computers.”

Me: “Don’t click File->Close. Try clicking on the back button. It’s the button with the arrow pointing to the left.”

Customer: “There it goes! Wow, you must have to do a lot of training for your job!”

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Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Myles - 2009-08-31, 08:29 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by ItachiPower - 2009-08-31, 08:52 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by JezzaRules - 2009-08-31, 09:58 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Myles - 2009-08-31, 10:15 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by TKWizard - 2009-08-31, 10:27 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Myles - 2009-08-31, 10:53 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by z0mgc00k13 - 2009-08-31, 11:09 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Styles - 2009-08-31, 11:16 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by ablu2 - 2009-08-31, 12:49 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by TøbiasBlack - 2009-08-31, 01:12 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-08-31, 01:24 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by NotaryPublic - 2009-08-31, 01:33 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by xBTAx - 2009-08-31, 01:44 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-08-31, 01:45 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by xBTAx - 2009-08-31, 01:48 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by KhainiWest - 2009-08-31, 02:50 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-08-31, 03:02 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by KhainiWest - 2009-08-31, 03:25 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by kingdj333 - 2009-08-31, 08:06 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by KingCain - 2009-08-31, 10:42 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by SuperMario64 - 2009-08-31, 11:24 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by EmuAlert - 2009-09-01, 12:38 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-01, 03:32 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Holypie - 2009-09-01, 01:14 PM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Myles - 2009-09-03, 09:33 AM
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - by Myles - 2009-09-03, 05:46 PM

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