Amherst

1. My hometown is on that map.
2. We do not consume Maple Leaves.
3. I do not live in an igloo.
4. I haven't had real maple syrup in over 5 years.

This guy is not a true canadian and clearly does not represent us.

Truthfully, we all live in igloos. It's not always snowy but it's cold, eh? We use insulated ethernet wires and buy service from American providers for three times what it's worth 'cause we're just that nice. Our jobs mostly consist of cutting down maple trees and then sucking the syrup out of 'em. They go great with maple leaves, but since it's so cold you'll rarely find one (a leaf, that is.)

If you venture deep into a cities epicenter (middle of the forest) you will hear the mating call of the Canadian. "Eh. EH? Eh."

This is the uncensored truth about Canadians.