The Infamous and Ridiculous Adventures of Alex the Ninja Pirate.

>Draw out your super saiyan powers and throw some genki ball at that lloyd (roid) papayagot

You are a ninja pirate! The only pirate superpowers you have is an OUTFIT, and BOOZE POWERS. This only reminds you how other kids laughted at you back there, in the pirate school. This makes you sad.

>Stick Roid up arse.

No... Just no... Sticking stuff up your arse was never a good idea in the first place, and even less if it's a sentient odd looking machinery.

>kill roid

You are out of stars! You are not starting a serious fight without them!

>Give Roid A Hug <3

If you can't kill them with violence, kill them with kindness!

The HAPPY LITTLE FELLOW 's status is now CHEERFUL.

> Inventory.

You have in your inventory:
-A tasty accorn.
-A glass filled with TAR.
-A pounder.
-3 empty rum bottles... OH! So there's where they ended up!

>look for exit.

Time to get moving! The HAPPY LITTLE FELLOW follows you.