A Service For All Of Mardia

That didn't answer my question. Why, knowing that it will no doubt will attract flaming, e-drama, and general negativity, should this thread be allowed to remain?

1. This is a forum.
   
2. It positively impacts and contributes to the server.
   
3. It's cheaper than smegas.
   

It is very beneficial to Mardia and if you don't understand, you should make a character here because it is very obvious to those of us that play here.