Excuse me while I go kill myself....
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So, today my dad calls me and tells me to run over to the house and get something for him. He said it was in his nightstand in the bottom drawer. I open it up and.......

2 DILDO'S. FUUUUCK.

I said "Uhhhh dad." and all he said was "Oooopsy".

I hung up the phone and cried.
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Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-15, 02:44 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Myles - 2009-02-15, 03:44 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Loose - 2009-02-15, 04:01 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Derimed - 2009-02-15, 05:27 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Derimed - 2009-02-15, 05:42 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-15, 08:40 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Beaner - 2009-02-15, 09:03 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-15, 09:08 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Chompy - 2009-02-15, 11:49 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Kirov - 2009-02-17, 10:56 AM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-17, 07:52 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-17, 08:09 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Beaner - 2009-02-17, 09:50 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-26, 08:50 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Berzerk - 2009-02-26, 08:52 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Beaner - 2009-02-26, 09:26 PM
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - by Katie - 2009-02-26, 09:27 PM

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