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Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-15
So today I came home, walked into my parent's bedroom because my son ran up there and low and behold what do I see staring me in the face?!?! A BIG RED SPARKLY DILDO ON THE NIGHTSTAND. Thank god I fell asleep at like 10pm last night so I didn't have to hear what was taking place in the bedroom. God damn mental image's.
I mean, how hard is it to put your damn sex toys away you dirty old people. pineapple.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - EngelRod - 2009-02-15
If it makes u feel better, at least it wasn't a sex doll.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Takebacker - 2009-02-15
If it makes u feel better, at least you didn't walk in during.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Myles - 2009-02-15
OH GOD LOL
man katie
didnt you find your bro's fleshlight too?
you family love them sex toys
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Loose - 2009-02-15
If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a Beginner's Bondage Kit.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Derimed - 2009-02-15
Katie, you're a nurse, right? At least you didn't walk into one of those husband-wife visits where the 80 year old couple are doing it in the hospital ward-room.
"We're both going to die of old age in 5 minutes, might as well make our last moments on earth memorable."
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Moonlapse - 2009-02-15
Loose Wrote:If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a Beginner's Kit.
At least it wasn't intermediate or advanced
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Derimed - 2009-02-15
Moonlapse Wrote:At least it wasn't intermediate or advanced
Like advanced in age?
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Moonlapse - 2009-02-15
Quantact Wrote:Like advanced in age?
Aww snap!
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - butterfλi - 2009-02-15
Katie Wrote:A BIG RED SPARKLY DILDO ON THE NIGHTSTAND.
Could've been worse. Could've been the real thing.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Khaizuko - 2009-02-15
^ gross. :[
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-15
Oh god guys. The mental image's I am having right now.
Not good.... not good at all.
And Myles, I did find it again when my brother asked me to get something from his room. I think I'm the only person in my house without sex toys. I so don't belong in my family =(
B> NEW FAMILY must be normal!
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Beaner - 2009-02-15
parents having sex is normal.
get yourself a hugeeeee one and join the fun baby
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Katie - 2009-02-15
ew. lol.
If I wanted to get "satisfied" I'd rather find the real thing than a piece of rubber or whatever the hell they are made out of.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - butterfλi - 2009-02-15
Wouldn't rubber cause a lot of... friction? No lubricant can can smooth out that much traction.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - kingdj333 - 2009-02-15
Lol, maybe you should've knocked.. XD
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - IllegallySane - 2009-02-15
Your mental images have been weakened by my jadedness from the disturbing crap that is the internet.
Just thank god there wasn't "more" out there.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - Chompy - 2009-02-15
At least it wasn't a woman's strap on 10 inch black dildo, a ball gag, and a male chastity belt.
Plus a crop whip.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - JezzaRules - 2009-02-16
LMAO!
Be thankful you didn't see anyone USING it.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.... - kingdj333 - 2009-02-16
Chompy Wrote:At least it wasn't a woman's strap on 10 inch black dildo, a ball gag, and a male chastity belt.
Plus a crop whip.
Dude I don't even know what half those items are!
Do you own a van by any chance?