Crooked Hillary!

Jesus dude, don't believe everything you read on FB. Or shock the monkey

Conversion therapy of any form is bad enough anyway. This is the plantain Cheney insurance plan all over again.

EDIT: Lol at the filter. I'm leaving it

The Pence thing was a joke that many liberals believe and are scared of him for, I didn't honestly believe that, he's a politician and that's political suicide even with hardline evangelicals in this century.

I did fall for the Obama one, though; that sounded like something he would do, just like preemptively pardoning Hillary sounds like something he would do (though, on second thought, maybe not, he kind of hates her), so I didn't look into that hard enough, kind of fucking tired of having to research every little thing after Hillary's emails and all that but I guess remaining vigilant to false stories is a fact of life with the internet.