FelixTM Wrote:It's people like you two that are EVIL CREATURES! Frickin' dog lovers! ??? Cats are the most amazing animal on this planet! House cats are sooo awesome! Whenever I'm back home, I snuggle with my two amazing kitties all the time. ;_; So soft and cuddly and they purr so cute...asdljs And their fluffy tails that they always raise up for you to pet! Fluffy kitties are the best. THE BEST. Cat hair all over my clothes is a STATEMENT. I'm not even being sarcastic here guys. Cats... I love them so much.
Yeah there's mean, dumb kitties, too, but that's because they haven't been raised in a loving environment. Anything is like that, even humans! Dogs can be way more evil than cats can be. Dogs are just SO stupid. Yeah yeah, they can be trained. WOO HOO. Most dogs are so retarded...just watch them sometimes. And they're MUCH harder to train than kitty cats. Cats just KNOW to use their litter box. Frickin' dogs are like, "Hurrr...floor is spot to PEE and POOP. HURRR!" AND cats clean themselves. YEAH. I KNOW. They're always clean and preetttyyy and soft. Dogs are nasty and disgusting smelling. Sick.
And let's not get started on the eye comparison! Cat eyes are the most incredible eyes EVER. Dog eyes are like stupid wannabe attention whores, always looking all black and pouty (and stupid).
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Oh! And Mr. Opeth, who cares? Cats are the smart ones. Dogs are just asking to be hurt or KILLED. If something is dangerous, get away from it! Kitties know when to pick a fight.
While thinking of this topic we are in I related this to girls. Take out the unhygenic statements and I thought of a sterotypical "blonde." The cat is the "bookworm."
I love dogs for being idiots. I prefer an animal that will love me unconditionally, and be forgiving. I can clean up a little pee. Hell babies do the same thing. Can we blame dogs for doing some stupid things? No, of course not they don't know any better.
I feel like if I would do one wrong to a cat it would never look at me again, and imagine in its evil little head ways to torture/kill me. I can also argue that cats are idiots too. A smart animal wouldn't want to make the master angry unless they like the pound. Seems like they really know when to pick a fight.
So what if cats clean themsleves? Teaches you some responsibility to take care of a dog. Learn some life skills.