[COLOR="#cc8899"]Prologue/beginning of Chapter 1 is posted. I'll probably link to each post so I can continue using pictures, otherwise I'll hit a picture cap pretty damned fast . So the next segment will be below.
Episode 1/Chapter 2
Damnit Beauty the sign says stay off the grass. And sure, whatever, I won't tell Beast that I saw you.
THIS LAZY MOTHERpineappleER. I feel incredibly safe and secure right now. I'll let him sleep though. Let management catch his ass or something. I'm the sheriff, I can handle a break-in if it comes to that. Besides, I don't want this guy to be awake if someone breaks in - they might leave him be. Hate to see the dude die needlessly.
Well, I lied to Beast. Told her I haven't seen Beauty. I swear to god if she turns up dead the next morning...but I promised. Damnit.
It just wouldn't be a noir game if I didn't have bad Chinese takeout on my table in my apartment.
The pig in my apartment (Colin) has a cigarette in his mouth. Considerng I am barely paying attention because of all of the "Smoked Ham" jokes I could make...now's a good stopping point.