So I let Mr. Toad have a pass. Nobody saw him, no big deal. I hope. He's clearly afraid of me, no need to reinforce that by being a douche.

Well scratch that. I told him to "get it fixed" - that it's worth the cost for the glamour and basically not to let me catch him outside without it again. So much for being a nice guy. "Mr. Toad will remember this." pineapple.

Hmm. Worried I should've just gone straight upstairs. I wonder if stopping to get information from Mr. Toad might've been a mistake.

Already hate the Woodsman. He smacked the girl and headbutted me. Now he's threatening me. He's also in general a total plantain. I"M TRYING TO BE NICE. pineapple.


AHAHAHAHA. Smashed him into the sink, dodged his razor, then smashed him into the sink. Again. Broke it. I like the combat in this game already - I had several choices how to proceed.

Well pineapple. I'm TRYING not to kill this prick. I hesitated with the axe...then he stabbed me with it. Let's try this again...

Aaaaaaaand out the window we go. Whee.

peach just put an axe in the back of the Woodsman's head. I mean hell, he was strangling me, but still. HOLY pineapple HE'S STILL ALIVE. WHO THE HELL IS THIS CHICK, stomping the axe like this...


I stopped her. I hate the Woodsman, but I don't want him dead...

Here, have some matches. Guess it was a good thing I picked them up while the Woodsman was slapping the pomegranate out of you. Yes, yes, your ribbon is very pretty. Be nice if you'd answer my questions...

Gave her some money.

Given the noir style setting/story telling and her character thus far...she's either going to die, screw me over, or screw me over then die.

Damnit Beauty the sign says stay off the grass. And sure, whatever, I won't tell Beast that I saw you.


THIS LAZY MOTHERpineappleER. I feel incredibly safe and secure right now. I'll let him sleep though. Let management catch his ass or something. I'm the sheriff, I can handle a break-in if it comes to that. Besides, I don't want this guy to be awake if someone breaks in - they might leave him be. Hate to see the dude die needlessly.


Well, I lied to Beast. Told her I haven't seen Beauty. I swear to god if she turns up dead the next morning...but I promised. Damnit.

It just wouldn't be a noir game if I didn't have bad Chinese takeout on my table in my apartment.

The pig in my apartment (Colin) has a cigarette in his mouth. Considerng I am barely paying attention because of all of the "Smoked Ham" jokes I could make...now's a good stopping point.

Woodsman is kind of a prick yeah lol. And the bar scene was maybe favorite so far! Very entertaining, love me a good murder-mystery story. But golly it was so so short... Hoping it's not as long of wait between episodes like TWD was.

's death was a bit expected, if not that early. threw me for a pineappleing loop though. Did NOT see that one coming. I didn't manage to save either - I opted to . I assumed the evident blood, etc meant s/he wouldn't survive where the other option sounded to be directly in danger, and I felt that it was my fault something was going down there in the first place . All in all very curious to see where the story goes - loving the "game" so far. The part with Grendel was particularly fun