2008-12-25, 12:40 AM
Management Wrote:Would make more sense being a spoof of A Christmas Story.
Chocolate Thunder (Tropic Thunder) - Black males
The Tale of Desi Pair's O (The Tale of Desperaux) - About a woman's fabled orgasm
Yes Ma'am (Yes Man) - Would be BDSM with female dominance
The Day the Earth Stood Erect (The Day the Earth Stood Still) - Alien Porn
Four Mistresses (Four Christmases) - Lesbian BDSM
Kwan's Cum on Soiled Lace (Quantum of Solace) - Asian Porn
Bedtime Stories (Bedtime Stories) - Fantasy Porn
Tran's Pooter III (Transporter 3) - Asian Anal Porn
The Spit (The Spirit) - Bukkake
Revolutionary Load (Revolutionary Road) - Basic Porn
Marley & Meat (Marley and Me) - About a woman who can't suck enough plantain
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butt (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) - Male on Male
Bride Whores (Bride Wars) - Infidelity, lesbian, etc
Not Easily Broken In (Not Easily Broken) - Virgin/Amateur female
My Bloody One Time (My Bloody Valentine) - Blood Fetish
Paul Blart: Tall Cock (Paul Blart: Mall Cop) - Self conscious Rent-A-Cop gets laid
Underworld: Rise of the Dike-ans (Underworld: Rise of the Lycans) - Lesbian Vampire Fetish
Naked (Taken) - Basic porno
New In Tongue (New In Town) - Lesbian experimentation
He's Just Not In You (He's Just Not That Into You) - Tiny wiener fetish
The Pink Panties II (The Pink Panther 2) - Comedy/Mystery porno
Dan's plantain (Dance Flick) - Break dancer is rumored to have a large penis
Just some I came up with based on movies that are/will be released in the next few months.
:f6: You sure do know your Porno criteria don't ya?
