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Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Providence - 2008-12-20
I don't know why I'm so amused by these...but I am. I'm also wondering if these even vaguely follow the plots of the movies from which their titles are created.
Source (sfw): http://www.ojumentofalante.com.br/
20,000 Legs Under the Sea (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
2002: A Sex Odyssey (2001: A Space Oddysey)
9 1/2 Inches (9 1/2 Weeks)
A Clockwork Orgy (A Clockwork Orange)
A Tale of Two Titties (A Tale of Two Cities)
Alpha Doggystyle (Alpha Dog)
An Officer and a Genitalman (An Officer and a Gentleman)
Anus the Menace (Dennis the Menace)
Ass Rider (Ghost Rider)
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective (Ace Venture: Pet Detective)
Black Men Can Hump (White Men Can't Jump)
Black Snake Blown (Black Snake Moan)
Blow (Blow)
Bonfire Of The Panties (Bonfire of the Vanities)
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)
Cliff Banger (Cliff Hanger)
Crabz (???)
Crocodile Dun-Me (Crocodile Dundee)
Cumming to America (Coming to America)
Das Booty (Das Boot)
Death Poof (Death Proof)
Dial M for Missionary (Dial M for Murder)
Dickman and Throbin Hood (Batman and Robin Hood?)
Dog-Style Afternoon (Dog Day Afternoon)
Eat the Robinsons (Meet the Robinsons)
Edward Penishands (Edward Scissorhands)
Enema of the State (Enemy of the State)
Fantastic Foursome - Rise of the Silver Schlong (Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer
Fill Bill (Kill Bill)
Flashpants: Cop a Feeling (Flashdance)
Flesh Gordon (Flash Gordon)
For Your Thighs Only (For Your Eyes Only)
Forrest Hump (Forrest Gump)
Frisky Business (Risky Business)
Full Metal Bikini (Full Metal Jacket)
Ghostlusters (Ghostbusters)
Good Will Humping (Good Will Hunting)
Halloweiner (Halloween)
Hannah Does Her Sisters (???)
Honey, I Blew Everybody! (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids!)
I Cream On Genie (I Dream of Jeannie)
In RearEndence Day (Independence Day)
Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)
Intercourse With a Vampire (Interview With a Vampire)
Interview With a Vibrator (Interview With a Vampire)
Into the Wild Woman (Into the Wild West)
Itty Bitty Bang Bang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Jennifer Ate (Jennifer 8)
Juranal Park (Jurassic Park)
Knobit (Norbit)
Lawrence of Labia (Lawrence of Arabia)
Lord of the G-Strings (Lord of the Rings)
Lord Of The Rims (Lord of the Rings)
Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone (Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome)
Malcolm XXX (Malcolm X)
Mighty Joe Schlung (Mighty Joe Young)
Miracle on 69th Street (Miracle on 31st Street)
Missionary Impossible (Mission: Impossible)
Murphy’s Brown (Murphy Brown)
Mutiny on the Booty (Mutiny on the Bounty)
Natural Born Thrillers (Natural Born Killers)
Night of the Giving Head (Night of the Living Dead)
On Golden Blonde (On Golden Pond)
Poke a Hot Ass (Pocahontas)
Pornochio (Pinocchio)
Pulp Friction (Pulp Fiction)
Pumping Irene (Pumping Iron)
Reservoir Bitches (Reservoir Dogs)
Riding Miss Daisy (Driving Miss Daisy)
Romancing the Bone (Romancing the Stone)
Romeo Does Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)
Saturday Night Beaver (Saturday Night Fever)
Saving Ryan’s Privates (Saving Private Ryan)
Screw The Right Thing (Do The Right Thing)
Sex Trek: Penetrations (Star Trek: Enterprise)
Sexcalibur (Excalibur)
Sgt. Pecker’s Lonely Heart’s Club Gangbang (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Sheepless in Montana (Sleepless in Seattle)
Smokin’ Asses (Smokin' Aces)
Snatch Adams (Patch Adams)
Splendor In The Ass (Splendor in the Grass)
Star Whores (Star Wars)
Tailiens (Aliens)
Tales from the Clit (Tales from the Crypt)
The Amityville Whorer (The Amityville Horror)
The Ass Farmer (The Grass Farmer)
The Bare Bitch Project (The Blair Witch Project)
The Bitches of Madison County (The People of Madison County)
The Bootyguard (The Bodyguard)
The Empire Strokes Black (The Empire Strikes Back)
The Flintbones (The Flintstones)
The Horny-Mooners (The Honeymooners)
The Humpback of Nasty Dames (The Humpback of Notre-Dame)
The Hunt for Miss October (The Hunt for Red October)
The Joy Suck Club (The Joy Luck Club)
The Load Warrior (The Road Warrior)
The Long Ranger (The Lone Ranger)
The Maddam’s Family (The Addams Family)
The Naked Bun (The Naked Gun)
The Number 69 (The Number 23)
The Porn Birds (The Song Birds)
The Replacement Drillers (The Replacement Killers)
The Rodfather (The Godfather)
The Sexorcist (The Exorcist)
The Sixth Inch (The Sixth Sense)
The Slutty Professor (The Nutty Professor)
The Talented Mr. Lickme (The Talented Mr. Ripley)
The Touchables (The Untouchables)
The Whore of the Worlds (The War of the Worlds)
The XXX Files (The X Files)
Thighs Wide Shut (Eyes Wide Shut)
Twin Cheeks (Twin Peaks)
V for Vagina (V for Vendetta)
Wet Dream Girls (Dream Girls)
Wetness for the Prosecution (Witness for the Prosecution)
When Harry Ate Sally (When Harry Met Sally)
You’ve Got Tail (You've Got Mail)
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Stereo - 2008-12-20
Black Snake Moan is pretty pornoriffic in the first place.
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - DarkGenzo - 2008-12-20
9 and 1/2 Inches... is suppose to play on 9 and 1/2 Weeks, I think. =P And the Long Ranger is suppose to play on the Lone Ranger. =P
These names are hilarious though. Seriously. Porn title-comer-up-with guys are brilliant. Only they can make a seemlessly innocent name into something perverted, with a few word changes.
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Roads - 2008-12-20
When Harry Ate Sally (When Harry Met Sally)
XD
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Nikkey - 2008-12-20
Whores of Warcraft please.
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Five Second Pose - 2008-12-20
Knobit is derived from Norbit, I believe.
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - JakeAndBake - 2008-12-20
Pumping Irene = Pumping Iron
The long ranger=The Lone Ranger
The ass farmer=the grass farmer
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - aznegglover - 2008-12-20
Mm, Sex Trek
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Katie - 2008-12-20
You forgot :
Itty Bitty Bang Bang = Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (btw, that's the funniest midget porn EVER)
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Providence - 2008-12-20
Updated.
If anyone knows of any more, please post 'em. xd
Also, I had forgotten "Lord of the G-Strings" (Lord of the Rings).
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Katie - 2008-12-20
Hairy Pooter = Harry potter
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - mEanEst - 2008-12-20
You Got Male!
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Nikkey - 2008-12-20
Whores of Warcraft (Well, not a movie, but meh.)
Rage of Bonan
A Cockwork Orange
Indiana Jones in the Temple of Poon
Inspect Her Gadget
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Charlie Wilson's Whore
E3: The Extra-Testicle
The Sperminator
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Granada - 2008-12-20
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:Inspect Her Gadget
Omg gotta watch that @.@
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - FinalHeart - 2008-12-20
Hand rubbing cock (Hancock)
Having writer's block... sorry.
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Derimed - 2008-12-20
There's a movie called "Weapons of Ass Destruction." At first I thought it was a movie about the war in Iraq and I misread but no, it was a porno. I'd have to say that's an epic win name for a porno though.
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Tamekii - 2008-12-20
LOL @ The website name!
O Jumento falante D:
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - SuGaRnSp1C3 - 2008-12-20
Ferris Bueller's Day To Get Off(Ferris Buellers Day Off)
DeathGape(DeathRace)<<<<< AHAHAHAHAH
Edit: Just made up off the top of my head lol..hmm MAYBE they should make a porno from them
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - Katie - 2008-12-20
We sure do have some dirty boys and girls here. Ya'll know your porn real good =)
Spoof pornographic movie titles. - GMSInfighter - 2008-12-20
How could you guys leave out School of Cock?
And the Christmas classics?
- Rudolph the red nosed vagina. (Rudolph the red nosed reindeer)
- A Christmas Orgi (A Christmas Vacation)
- Milf (Elf)
I just made those up XD