First of all pineapple you all. I am indeed Wreck-It-Ralph, and I'm not a pineappleing mafia. Again, I haven't seem the damn movie. All the evidence from the damn movie points to me apparently, so pineapple it and instead, I'm going to analyze the logic of everything.
Next, screw Jed if he associates Ralph with being a godfather. That makes no pineappleing sense, because in fact shouldn't Wreck-It-Ralph be like, a miller, instead of a godfather? But noooooooo, Jed decided to troll me and give me a regular pineappleing townie with...nothing. I have no idea how the pineapple that plays in the Wreck-It-Ralph universe, but yes, I made up on the damn spot that I was vote manipulated, because I wasn't.
Why did I say that? Because I was going to get lynched otherwise, since pineapple me I coincidentally delayed voting for the damn mafia, and I needed a damn reason to prove my innocence, so I made it up. Screw my luck.
Speaking of luck, screw me to end up being Wreck-It-Ralph, the one damn character who could be mafia even though the damn sheriff checked me.
AND WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE STARING AT RANDOMZODIAC? Is he flying under all of you radars? His voting pattern is as guilty as mine, NOT TO MENTION HE HASN'T SPOKEN. Mafia pineappleing don't speak unless pressured, so
And also, screw you yewjrn, I'm on Southperry all the damn time. I keep it up when I'm jerking off, playing League, or homework.
Next, screw Jed if he associates Ralph with being a godfather. That makes no pineappleing sense, because in fact shouldn't Wreck-It-Ralph be like, a miller, instead of a godfather? But noooooooo, Jed decided to troll me and give me a regular pineappleing townie with...nothing. I have no idea how the pineapple that plays in the Wreck-It-Ralph universe, but yes, I made up on the damn spot that I was vote manipulated, because I wasn't.
Why did I say that? Because I was going to get lynched otherwise, since pineapple me I coincidentally delayed voting for the damn mafia, and I needed a damn reason to prove my innocence, so I made it up. Screw my luck.
Speaking of luck, screw me to end up being Wreck-It-Ralph, the one damn character who could be mafia even though the damn sheriff checked me.
AND WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE STARING AT RANDOMZODIAC? Is he flying under all of you radars? His voting pattern is as guilty as mine, NOT TO MENTION HE HASN'T SPOKEN. Mafia pineappleing don't speak unless pressured, so
And also, screw you yewjrn, I'm on Southperry all the damn time. I keep it up when I'm jerking off, playing League, or homework.