If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it.

Yeah, but once you escape wouldn't you still be crashing at an insane speed? Thus possible serious injury or death

I'd send Justin Bieber to my house.

Your turn SP.

I'd send Justin Bieber to your house too... Just get him out of my country...

And these:

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I would use it to punch people in the throat through the internet.

Kill retards.

1. Place one portal above me
2. place one portal below me
3.fall perpetually
4.????
5.PROFIT

drug trafficking and stuff of the sort.

I'd shoot a person with it to see what would happen.

Yep... definitely all of those.

Nuke sh`it.

>take a crap
>before crap falls, use portal gun
>portal magically appears on top of someone's head
>poop falls on their head
>portal closes

SWEET REVENGE WILL BE MINE.

Yeah, but once you escape wouldn't you still be crashing at an insane speed? Thus possible serious injury or death

The whole point of two portals on the same ground surface was to keep you looping the pendulum movement, which would preserve your potential energy indefinitely in an ideal model.

The whole point of two portals on the same ground surface was to keep you looping the pendulum movement, which would preserve your potential energy indefinitely in an ideal model.

I'm not talking about same ground surface, I'm talking about if you placed one above you and one directly below you. Unless I'm misunderstanding the definition of "same ground surface"

I'm not talking about same ground surface, I'm talking about if you placed one above you and one directly below you. Unless I'm misunderstanding the definition of "same ground surface"

Hoan that drawing is so f`ucking terrible.

ask someone to throw you one of those rocket suits.

honestly through, i find falling indefinitely to be very hard, youd probably move or crash against the edges of the portal pretty early in the fall.

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Oh I see what you mean now. NVM

Hoan that drawing is so f`ucking terrible.

I'm sitting on the toilet, holding the laptop on one arm while drawing on a touchpad in Paint with the other. Deal with it.

Place one in my house and another one in my dorm.

Hoan

Hoan?

More like Hoarriblen.

One in Disneyworld, one in my room.

F'uck your season passes disney.

I'd put a boxing glove through infinite fall and then create a portal on the wall next to someone's face, or mess with people in class by creating a portal outside and one underneath them.

Hoan?

More like Hoarriblen.

HAHAHAHAHA

Best joke 2011

Make portals.

I'd break it.

Delicious Portal fan tears.

You devious son of a villain.

I'd put one portal on the ceiling, one on the floor, empty gallons of water through the lower one and stick a waterwheel in the centre, then charge ridiculous amounts of money for people to view it while I sell the infinite energy generated for a fortune.

Maybe go back in time a couple times and bring dinosaurs back to harrass lions and tigers with. NOT SO VICIOUS NOW, ARE YOU KITTIES

You devious son of a villain.

I'd put one portal on the ceiling, one on the floor, empty gallons of water through the lower one and stick a waterwheel in the centre, then charge ridiculous amounts of money for people to view it while I sell the infinite energy generated for a fortune.

Maybe go back in time a couple times and bring dinosaurs back to harrass lions and tigers with. NOT SO VICIOUS NOW, ARE YOU KITTIES

oh yea, had forgotten about the free money options. make sure to enclose it so that the water doesn't spill!

Maybe go back in time a couple times and...

You do not know jack. Sh'it.About time travel; that is not how the gun works!

You do not know jack. Sh'it.About time travel; that is not how the gun works!

forget that any anyone worth his balls will tell you time travel is not possible as it either would ultimately cause timeline divergence or deletion. meaning there would never be any way to freely travel through time.