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If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Derosis - 2011-05-15

I'd send Justin Bieber to hell.
And Ray as well.

Your turn SP. Rolleyes

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Link - 2011-05-15

I'd go see Sayaka and Tomomi. :3

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Corn - 2011-05-15

Duplicate it and sell it. Make a lot of cash. Then use that cash to create Aperture Science. Then create a huge underground facility where I collect 10,000 vegetables and store them into...

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Mute - 2011-05-15

ShiKage Wrote:I'd go see Sayaka and Tomomi. :3

No sense made. You'd need to be near them to place the portal anyways.


Me?
I'd get someone to mass-produce them. I'll keep the prototype 3(!!) portal gun for myself.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Cyadd - 2011-05-15

I'd put a portal in my butt hole. Another in the sky, right above Westboro Baptist. Then, every time I poop, I poop on them. And I don't have to wipe.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Sarah - 2011-05-15

I would use it to punch people in the throat through the internet.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Link - 2011-05-15

Mute Wrote:No sense made. You'd need to be near them to place the portal anyways.

I have my ways.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Solarboy - 2011-05-15

Kill retards.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Mute - 2011-05-15

ShiKage Wrote:I have my ways.

[Image: jack_nicholson.jpg]
oh yeah?

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - xBTAx - 2011-05-15

Sarah Wrote:I would use it to punch people in the throat through the internet.

Wouldn't you have to like... place a portal, mail them the gun, make sure they place the correct portal (perhaps wiring the box so it shoots when they open it), punch them, and then pull the gun back through the portal with you?

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Piggy 2.0 - 2011-05-15

Make a portal to the back of a 7-eleven and get my snack on.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Sarah - 2011-05-15

xBTAx Wrote:Wouldn't you have to like... place a portal, mail them the gun, make sure they place the correct portal (perhaps wiring the box so it shoots when they open it), punch them, and then pull the gun back through the portal with you?

No, I would send a portal through the internet via ethernet port. It would end up on their screen, where I would then proceed to punch them.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Hazzy - 2011-05-15

Portal on the moon. Portal at an airport. Problem NASA?

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Mute - 2011-05-15

Hazzy Wrote:Portal on the moon. Portal at an airport. Problem NASA?

You'd kill an entire airport of people and employees and drive the world into chaos just for teh lulz?
gtfo terrorist.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Jon - 2011-05-15

Hazzy Wrote:Portal on the moon.

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If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Moonlapse - 2011-05-15

1. Place one portal above me
2. place one portal below me
3.fall perpetually
4.????
5.PROFIT

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Link - 2011-05-15

Moonlapse Wrote:1. Place one portal above me
2. place one portal below me
3.fall perpetually
4.????
5.PROFIT

And then the batteries run out and you go splat. Sad

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Sega - 2011-05-15

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If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - GMSInfighter - 2011-05-15

Put people into infinite loops.

If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it. - Jon - 2011-05-15

ShiKage Wrote:And then the batteries run out and you go splat. Sad

Batteries...? ಠ_ಠ