If you had a portal gun. What would you do with it.

You'd kill an entire airport of people and employees and drive the world into chaos just for teh lulz?
gtfo terrorist.

Would it make you feel better if I did this to a Middle Eastern airport?

Would it make you feel better if I did this to a Middle Eastern airport?

No actually.
It'd make me hate you more.

Would it make you feel better if I did this to a Middle Eastern airport?

How exactly do you plan on surviving this?

and what Mute said too

And then the batteries run out and you go splat.

All Aperture Science equipment can run on 1 volt, so I doubt it'll run out of energy for a lonnnnng time.

Batteries...? ಠ_ಠ

Yes. They use 16 D-Batteries.

How exactly do you plan on surviving this?

Blue portal in safe spot. Orange in target area. Go to safe spot. Shoot blue at moon.

???

I'd go stalk Asians.

I'd send Jersey Shore to Hell.

Good luck making a portal at Hell first.

I'd go stalk Asians.

This. :3

put one at home
mail it to my uncle in XXXX
portal there

Problem airliners?

inb4 drug trafficking and stuff of the sort.

I'd shoot a person with it to see what would happen.

I'd break it.

Delicious Portal fan tears.

I just realized the grammar of the title to this thread is horrendous.

I'd shoot a person with it to see what would happen.

You die if you get hit with a portal ray.

I'd go stalk Asians.

gtfo stalker.

This. :3

Stalker

I'd go into a mall shooting at people's footing.

Sell it.

Or, leave one portal at my house permanently and use the other portal when I'm out so I can get home instantly.

And would there be a way to survive if you accidentally put yourself in an infinite falling loop?

Sell it.

Or, leave one portal at my house permanently and use the other portal when I'm out so I can get home instantly.

And would there be a way to survive if you accidentally put yourself in an infinite falling loop?

You'd soon reach terminal velocity, right? so... *shrug*

I have my ways.

Then why the hell do you need a portal gun then.

And would there be a way to survive if you accidentally put yourself in an infinite falling loop?

Two portals on the same ground surface? Air resistance should save you (before it burns you out).