Yes, real people made these comments.

So, the other day, I decided to take a look at Mario's fanpage even though my better judgment was telling me not to. Here is some of what I found. I could not stop laughing at most of these. I didn't know where to put this, so I figured the Funhaus would be better than anywhere else. Anyway, enjoy. I hope you laugh as much as I did.



Wow, I think my IQ dropped just reading this one.



...Uh, what?



MapleTip: Mario isn't real, sweetheart. I think he'll be okay.



I'm pretty sure the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't even know what Christmas is. And you have a game with Mario AND Luigi in it?! NO WAY!



...Golegie? What the HELL is a Golegie?



"Super tottly funny" superheroes for "there castle?" Wow. Just...wow.



He has infinite lives, my dear, and I'm relatively sure he doesn't feel pain. And did you just compare dying by touching a turtle shell to dying in real life...?



SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE, AND WE DONT CARE@@@@@



Yes, as a matter of fact we did. Anyone who knows anything about video-games knows this, smart one.



You're an Ario fan? That's unfortunate considering you posted this on Mario's fanpage.



All four posts made within three minutes of each other. Wow. >_>



...You did, did you? You got the game of Super Mario? I'm pretty sure there's more than one.



I get agurvated too. It's okay.



ROFL



I'm gathering from this nonsense that this girl's mom thinks Mario is hot.



Pftahaha. The reply makes this one funny.



Best game in your live? I wonder how that works.



Is it the best game?



I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard when I read this.



Gtfo, moron. This is Mario's fanpage, can't you tell?



Plain and simple, although "nice" isn't an adjective I'd use to describe Mario.



....WOW. Just.....freaking wow.



You dream of meeting him? Really? You dream of meeting a fictional, cartoon character? Seek help.

BWA HAHAHAA, the hell!?

how do you save? really? man, dig for more! (i don't want to endanger my already bad IQ, thanks)

.....
My head hurts now.

Some aren't that bad, like "Mario is so nice"

I couldn't read them with a serious tone so it wasn't funny, I just see bad acting. I'm sorry I just can't see it any other way.

Grodus is nob and I ownd him in 1 jump cuz of my dnger mario bdge set up.

u mad?

I am ashamed to share the same first name as the guy in the first picture

A++ Thread. Simply priceless.

LOLOL

Oh gosh, that last one.

These actually remind me of people in-game & on basil :/

I've seen worse, entirely against my will. Search tsunami for some pretty infuriating global warming/pearl harbor comments. I swear it's like they have a one track mind, either global warming is going to kill us all or YEAH TAKE THAT PAYBACK FOR PEARL HARBOR.

I saw those too. I'm just floored that people this stupid actually exist. It's very disturbing.

So I have a Death Note lieing around...

y does ario sometime ware green?

Now that I think of it, I don't even remember how I managed to stumble on Mario's Facebook Fanpage. I think I saw it in passing on someone's wall, I'm not sure though. I was expecting some stupid, idiotic replies, but what I actually found far surpassed anything I could have dreamed. There was another reply that I didn't get, but it said something along the lines of "I don't even go to school, I just stay home and play Mario all day long because he is my only friend and he can't ignore me." Obvious, uproariously laughter aside, that's pretty sad >_>

Some (most) of them all pretty stupid. There are some that you're just being a pretentious dickhole, though.

They obviously know Mario isn't real, it's a post on a fanpage, durr. Oh, and typos. Oh, and just general internet typing (not talking about ones like the first one).

There it is. I was actually wondering when the first "good Samaritan" was going to make his/her entrance and call me a douche, and then you showed up. Every topic of this sort has at least one.

More on topic, I guess it's a good thing I never asked for your opinion then, isn't it? This shit made me laugh so hard, and if you're looking for a "Oh wow, you're right, I was a little pretentious and I'm sorry.", you're not going to find it in this funhouse topic. And I'm perfectly aware that these people know Mario is a fictitious cartoon character. I'm making fun of the fact that they plaster such things as "OMG I WANT TO MEET YOU!" on the WALL of a fictitious character. You said it yourself that most of those are stupid, and I'd not argue that with you one bit, but if I posted shit like this on ANY wall ANYWHERE, I would expect someone to make fun of it in one way or another.

Oh, and liking properly worded sentences and appropriate grammar doesn't make me a "pretentious plantainhole", as you so eloquently put it.

Oh, and liking properly worded sentences and appropriate grammar doesn't make me a "pretentious plantainhole", as you so eloquently put it.

Making fun of others does, though.

if you're looking for a "Oh wow, you're right, I was a little pretentious and I'm sorry.", you're not going to find it in this funhouse topic

Do you expect everything that has a hint of criticism towards you want get a "haha I s0 sowwy...I sux" statement from you? I would be so butthurt...
Nice assumption.
Whatever, have fun making fun of others. I would be sad for them, not laughing.

Making fun of others does, though.

Because you don't ever do that. Right?

Whatever, have fun making fun of others. I would be sad for them, not laughing.

There was another reply that I didn't get, but it said something along the lines of "I don't even go to school, I just stay home and play Mario all day long because he is my only friend and he can't ignore me." Obvious, uproariously laughter aside, that's pretty sad >_>

took a break from trolling fanpages to read this.

i am dissapoint.