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Yes, real people made these comments. - Doctor Omega - 2011-04-17
So, the other day, I decided to take a look at Mario's fanpage even though my better judgment was telling me not to. Here is some of what I found. I could not stop laughing at most of these. I didn't know where to put this, so I figured the Funhaus would be better than anywhere else. Anyway, enjoy. I hope you laugh as much as I did.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot23.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot23.jpg)
Wow, I think my IQ dropped just reading this one.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot22.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot22.jpg)
...Uh, what?
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot21.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot21.jpg)
MapleTip: Mario isn't real, sweetheart. I think he'll be okay.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot20.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot20.jpg)
I'm pretty sure the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't even know what Christmas is. And you have a game with Mario AND Luigi in it?! NO WAY!
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot19.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot19.jpg)
...Golegie? What the HELL is a Golegie?
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot18.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot18.jpg)
"Super tottly funny" superheroes for "there castle?" Wow. Just...wow.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot17.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot17.jpg)
He has infinite lives, my dear, and I'm relatively sure he doesn't feel pain. And did you just compare dying by touching a turtle shell to dying in real life...?
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot16.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot16.jpg)
SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE, AND WE DONT CARE@@@@@
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot15.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot15.jpg)
Yes, as a matter of fact we did. Anyone who knows anything about video-games knows this, smart one.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot14.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot14.jpg)
You're an Ario fan? That's unfortunate considering you posted this on Mario's fanpage.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot13.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot13.jpg)
All four posts made within three minutes of each other. Wow. >_>
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot12.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot12.jpg)
...You did, did you? You got the game of Super Mario? I'm pretty sure there's more than one.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot11.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot11.jpg)
I get agurvated too. It's okay.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot10.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot10.jpg)
ROFL
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot9.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot9.jpg)
I'm gathering from this nonsense that this girl's mom thinks Mario is hot.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot8.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot8.jpg)
Pftahaha. The reply makes this one funny.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot7.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot7.jpg)
Best game in your live? I wonder how that works.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot6.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot6.jpg)
Is it the best game?
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot5.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot5.jpg)
I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard when I read this.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot4.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot4.jpg)
Gtfo, moron. This is Mario's fanpage, can't you tell?
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot3.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot3.jpg)
Plain and simple, although "nice" isn't an adjective I'd use to describe Mario.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot2.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot2.jpg)
....WOW. Just.....freaking wow.
![[Image: SuperMarioIdiot.jpg]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/Doctor_Omega/SuperMarioIdiot.jpg)
You dream of meeting him? Really? You dream of meeting a fictional, cartoon character? Seek help.
Yes, real people made these comments. - ShinkuDragon - 2011-04-17
BWA HAHAHAA, the hell!?
how do you save? really? man, dig for more! (i don't want to endanger my already bad IQ, thanks)
Yes, real people made these comments. - Piggy 2.0 - 2011-04-17
.....
My head hurts now.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Locked - 2011-04-17
Some aren't that bad, like "Mario is so nice"
Yes, real people made these comments. - KhainiWest - 2011-04-17
I couldn't read them with a serious tone so it wasn't funny, I just see bad acting. I'm sorry I just can't see it any other way.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Mark - 2011-04-17
Grodus is nob and I ownd him in 1 jump cuz of my dnger mario bdge set up.
u mad?
Yes, real people made these comments. - Connor - 2011-04-17
I am ashamed to share the same first name as the guy in the first picture
Yes, real people made these comments. - Solarboy - 2011-04-17
A++ Thread. Simply priceless.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Pixie - 2011-04-17
LOLOL
Oh gosh, that last one.
These actually remind me of people in-game & on basil :/
Yes, real people made these comments. - Flonne - 2011-04-18
I've seen worse, entirely against my will. Search tsunami for some pretty infuriating global warming/pearl harbor comments. I swear it's like they have a one track mind, either global warming is going to kill us all or YEAH TAKE THAT PAYBACK FOR PEARL HARBOR.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Doctor Omega - 2011-04-25
I saw those too. I'm just floored that people this stupid actually exist. It's very disturbing.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Corn - 2011-04-25
So I have a Death Note lieing around...
Yes, real people made these comments. - GMSInfighter - 2011-04-25
y does ario sometime ware green?
Yes, real people made these comments. - Doctor Omega - 2011-04-25
Now that I think of it, I don't even remember how I managed to stumble on Mario's Facebook Fanpage. I think I saw it in passing on someone's wall, I'm not sure though. I was expecting some stupid, idiotic replies, but what I actually found far surpassed anything I could have dreamed. There was another reply that I didn't get, but it said something along the lines of "I don't even go to school, I just stay home and play Mario all day long because he is my only friend and he can't ignore me." Obvious, uproariously laughter aside, that's pretty sad >_>
Yes, real people made these comments. - Chewy - 2011-04-25
Some (most) of them all pretty stupid. There are some that you're just being a pretentious dickhole, though.
They obviously know Mario isn't real, it's a post on a fanpage, durr. Oh, and typos. Oh, and just general internet typing (not talking about ones like the first one).
Yes, real people made these comments. - Doctor Omega - 2011-04-25
There it is. I was actually wondering when the first "good Samaritan" was going to make his/her entrance and call me a douche, and then you showed up. Every topic of this sort has at least one.
More on topic, I guess it's a good thing I never asked for your opinion then, isn't it? This shit made me laugh so hard, and if you're looking for a "Oh wow, you're right, I was a little pretentious and I'm sorry.", you're not going to find it in this funhouse topic. And I'm perfectly aware that these people know Mario is a fictitious cartoon character. I'm making fun of the fact that they plaster such things as "OMG I WANT TO MEET YOU!" on the WALL of a fictitious character. You said it yourself that most of those are stupid, and I'd not argue that with you one bit, but if I posted shit like this on ANY wall ANYWHERE, I would expect someone to make fun of it in one way or another.
Oh, and liking properly worded sentences and appropriate grammar doesn't make me a "pretentious plantainhole", as you so eloquently put it.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Alloy - 2011-04-25
Doctor Omega Wrote:Oh, and liking properly worded sentences and appropriate grammar doesn't make me a "pretentious plantainhole", as you so eloquently put it.
Making fun of others does, though.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Bomber - 2011-04-25
Doctor Omega Wrote:if you're looking for a "Oh wow, you're right, I was a little pretentious and I'm sorry.", you're not going to find it in this funhouse topic
Do you expect everything that has a hint of criticism towards you want get a "haha I s0 sowwy...I sux" statement from you? I would be so butthurt...
Nice assumption.
Whatever, have fun making fun of others. I would be sad for them, not laughing.
Yes, real people made these comments. - Doctor Omega - 2011-04-26
Alloy Wrote:Making fun of others does, though.
Because you don't ever do that. Right?
Bomber Wrote:Whatever, have fun making fun of others. I would be sad for them, not laughing.
Doctor Omega Wrote:There was another reply that I didn't get, but it said something along the lines of "I don't even go to school, I just stay home and play Mario all day long because he is my only friend and he can't ignore me." Obvious, uproariously laughter aside, that's pretty sad >_>
Yes, real people made these comments. - octopusprime - 2011-04-26
took a break from trolling fanpages to read this.
i am dissapoint.