Kill, Boff, Marry: Southperry Edition

I've been watching old episodes of 30 Rock and thought this might be a fun game to play with Southperry. The game is pretty simple: answer whether you would kill, boff (bang), or marry the three people named, and why. Then name three people (living or dead, Southperrian or not) for the following poster to kill, boff, or marry. Also please remember, no flaming your fellow Southperrians, even if you really really want to.


For instance:

Kill, boff, marry: Eos, Fiel, and Isaac

Kill: Eos, because otherwise Cyberdyne might take over the earth.
Boff: Isaac, because vampires are hot and he seems like he'd be into some kinky stuff in bed.
Marry: Fiel, because it seems like family is very important to him, and I'd like to have a small army of children one day.

The "because" part is important, ok? I don't want to see any 3 word posts in this thread. Ok, your turn, Southperry!

Kill, boff, marry: Bacon, Greg, and Khoi

Kill: Khoi, because it seems like alot of people would.
Boff: Bacon, because its freaking bacon! Everything is better with bacon!!!
Marry: Greg, because it would be magical, and short.


Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

http://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9044

I am homophobic and cannot stand thinking about "boffing" my fellow man.

I'd rather boff something like this:

 Spoiler

Now that's something I can get behind.

I am homophobic and cannot stand thinking about "boffing" my fellow man.

I'd rather boff something like this:

 Spoiler

Now that's something I can get behind.

Banger in the mouth

Kill, barf, lose your freedom.

Kill: Khoi, because it seems like alot of people would.
Boff: Bacon, because its freaking bacon! Everything is better with bacon!!!
Marry: Greg, because it would be magical, and short.


Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

[color="#cc8899"]K: Zelkova - because I definitely don't want to B or M him.
B: Sarah - that temper would be fun at first, but I can't take a lifetime of it
M: Spidey - a lifetime of access to anime pictures to fit any request, how glorious

KBM: A pirate, a ninja, and a zombie[/COLOR]

Kill: Zombie. In the head. With brute force
Boff: Pirate. Sexy lady pirate. Mostly just doesn't fit the other choices.
Marry: Ninja. It'd be like staying single. I'd never know the ninja was there.

Molotov Cocktease, Sally Impossible, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Kill: Zombie. In the head. With brute force
Boff: Pirate. Sexy lady pirate. Mostly just doesn't fit the other choices.
Marry: Ninja. It'd be like staying single. I'd never know the ninja was there.

Molotov Cocktease, Sally Impossible, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Kill: Sally Impossible.
Boff: Molotov
Marry Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Heidi Glover, Madonna, Ashley Olsen

Kill, Boff, Marry: Zelkova, Sarah, Spidey

Im in the Sarah and Spidey rankings?! YESSSSS!

THAT MEANS IM COOL, RIGHT?

Kill: Sally Impossible.
Boff: Molotov
Marry Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Heidi Glover, Madonna, Ashley Olsen

Who the pineapple is Heidi Glover?

Who the pineapple is Heidi Glover?

Sorry, names mixed up.
Heidi Klum.

Sorry, names mixed up.
Heidi Klum.

....you got her mixed up with Danny Glover?

....you got her mixed up with Danny Glover?

I have stated time and again I am bad with names.

I have stated time and again I am bad with names.

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

I am homophobic and cannot stand thinking about "boffing" my fellow man.

I'd rather boff something like this:

 Spoiler

Now that's something I can get behind.

More likely behind you.

Let's see if we can't get back on track.

Heidi Klum, Madonna, Ashley Olsen

Kill: Madonna, because like 90% of her original parts have been chopped up beyond recognition and she's probably mostly robot now.
Boff: Ashley Olsen, but only if Mary Kate joined in too.
Marry: Heidi Klum, because she hosted Project Runway (OMGAD! ) and looks good even with a baby bump. <3


Kill, boff, marry: Sarah Palin, Ke$ha, Oprah

Kill Ke$ha due to knowing the least about her.
Boff Palin due to her being the hottest of the three.
Marry Oprah. She seems nice enough. XFD

For lolz : me, Cactuar, and XTOTHEL

Sorry Nikkey ):