ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid
#81
Sarah Wrote:Bacon isn't actually back, by the way. He clicked the wrong bookmark and decided to look around while he was here.

You trying to tell us that you clicked on the wrong bookmark tab earlier?
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#82
meh maybe a bit unrealistic when it comes to religious indoctrination, but i understand how that makes perfect sense to them.
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#83
"Gay men have to wear butt plugs or they'll leak because they've been stretched, you don't want that" :f6:
It's not having what you want - It's wanting what you've got.
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#84
Eosian Wrote:"Gay men have to wear butt plugs or they'll leak because they've been stretched, you don't want that" :f6:

LOL I haven't laughed that hard in a while, what in the hell.
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#85
Justin Wrote:LOL I haven't laughed that hard in a while, what in the hell.

It was hands down the oddest thing I've ever heard from my mother. Almost as disturbing as her "I've tried it before, it hurts, I bled for days and you wouldn't enjoy it".
It's not having what you want - It's wanting what you've got.
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#86
Eosian Wrote:It was hands down the oddest thing I've ever heard from my mother. Almost as disturbing as her "I've tried it before, it hurts, I bled for days and you wouldn't enjoy it".

I wouldn't like to know my mother tried fu'cking down the butt. It may have happened, yes, but I don't want to know it. It's a disgusting thought.
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#87
Rob Wrote:I wouldn't like to know my mother tried fu'cking down the butt. It may have happened, yes, but I don't want to know it. It's a disgusting thought.

"down the butt"

LOL
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#88
Zelkova Wrote:"down the butt"

LOL

Was the English bad? I didn't know how to put it. Otherwise, yeah the wording is kinda lol.
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#89
Up the butt perhaps?
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#90
Thanks Mark.
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#91
Eosian Wrote:"Gay men have to wear butt plugs or they'll leak because they've been stretched, you don't want that" :f6:


Eosian Wrote:It was hands down the oddest thing I've ever heard from my mother. Almost as disturbing as her "I've tried it before, it hurts, I bled for days and you wouldn't enjoy it".

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#92
Solarboy Wrote:Watch him never post in the next 5 months again.

I was actually planning on doing this, but just to spite you, I think I'll stick around for a bit.
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#93
Bacon, I think you should go back to enjoying life. There's nothing to see here.

I missed you, buddy. It was nice of you to drop by. See you later!
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#94
Greg Wrote:Bacon, I think you should go back to enjoying life. There's nothing to see here.

I missed you, buddy. It was nice of you to drop by. See you later!

Too late, my Maplestory download has started.
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#95
Bacon Wrote:my Maplestory download has started.
I'm so sorry
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#96
Dad: Close the Door next time!
Me: I was playing a VideoGame dad.
Dad: Don't give me that pomegranate!
Me: 。_。
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#97
Bacon Wrote:Too late, my Maplestory download has started.

Oh no.... hes...too far gone...
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#98
"TV/Computer/Video games will leave you blind!"

For my bad luck, I have to wear glasses since 2 or 3 years ago, so they're like "ha! we told you!" ._. My mom stopped saying that, but my dad continues fucking saying it! D:


Oh BTW, nice to meet you Bacon.
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#99
Greg Wrote:I'm so sorry

[COLOR="green"]Big Bang

maybe it will be okay

or just tell him to DFO with us[/COLOR]
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