What would happen if

Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now."

He creates an unstoppable force and an immovable object and causes them to collide, thus dividing by zero and destroying the universe.

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It would not grow.
sheesh, you people not being able to solve this isnt funny at all.
his nose does not grow when he says now, it grows after he says now. after =/= now.

It would not grow. He knows it grows when he lies, so he tells a lie about his nose, but since the lie would actually be true since it is his nose growing from the lie about his nose, his nose will not grow.

It would not grow. He knows it grows when he lies, so he tells a lie about his nose, but since the lie would actually be true since it is his nose growing from the lie about his nose, his nose will not grow.

How insightful. Someone get this man a medal.

So what happens if he changes it to "My nose will now grow", "Within the next 10 seconds, my nose will grow", or the like?

So what happens if he changes it to "My nose will now grow", "Within the next 10 seconds, my nose will grow", or the like?

This assumes "Lying" is a smart science, able to take specifics and vaguely apply them. It would still not grow as it would just fall back down to basic parameters of "lying to make it grow".

So what happens if he changes it to "My nose will now grow", "Within the next 10 seconds, my nose will grow", or the like?

Same concept. It will grow after the 10 seconds pass. It only comes apparent as a lie after, so it doesn't grow at first. At exactly 10 seconds, his nose has done nothing, because he hasn't technically told a lie yet. After the fact, it becomes obvious that he told a lie, so his nose grows.

It doesn't make a truth because it started growing after 10 seconds. So no paradox.

It would grow




Then it would shrink back to normal.

Dividing by zero doesn't cause a time paradox, it results in an error.

Dividing by zero doesn't cause a time paradox, it results in an error.

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His nose will negative grow, creating a black hole that consumes him and the rest of Italy...

Thats how the hadron collider was born.

His nose will negative grow, creating a black hole that consumes him and the rest of Italy...

Thats how the hadron collider was born.

>saw who last poster was
>read this post
>expected nothing less

>saw who last poster was
>read this post
>expected nothing less

I always have my brain off when I'm on my laptop, this is expected most of the time.

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:/

Complex infinity makes my eyes bleed.

I always have my brain off.

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Ooh. So the reason it causes an error is because the answer is infinity and thus isn't a real number value that can be shown on the calculator? Thank you btw.

How insightful. Someone get this man a medal.

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Get me my medal you two timing b'itch!!!