Thread of Honesty

I wish I wasn't an American, and never am I going to be an American again.

I wish I wasn't an American, and never am I going to be an American again.

You're American?

Im actually dead. As a death wish I can surf the interwebs even though im dead.

I'm a walking contradiction according to most stereotypes around me.

Konata lives inside me, controling 40% of the actions I do.

Even some southperry posts.

I actually don't like chinchillas. They're a front and having them attached to my personal image keeps me popular.

You're American?

Yes, and I have a terrible past.

I... have a secret.

I've never claimed it was, but I assume lots of you with no taste for American history think my name is Anthony.

Not to mention I'm the 9th personality Spidey hasn't come to terms with yet. The therapy sessions are hilarious. I make the psychologist think my personality is all about being like Ace Ventura. Then I get hooked up with the good drugs. When Spidey has a black eye, it's because I got in a fight with personality #6. That guy just doesn't know when to shut up about my mother. Sometimes I like to take little, green, plastic army men and stage wars between my other personality brethren and Sarah's mults. They always end up as 300-style affairs. Except the spear I throw nails Sarah in the face. No grazing of the cheek. Grazing is for platypi.

I've always wanted to make a guy a sandwich. Feeling that soft, white bread and laying it down. Slapping some cold meat around onto it. Running my fingers through those slices of cheese. Rubbing that fresh, wet lettuce. And finally finishing up by squirting that white load of mayonnaise all over the facade of that sandwich...

I've always wanted to make a guy a sandwich. Feeling that soft, white bread and laying it down. Slapping some cold meat around onto it. Running my fingers through those slices of cheese. Rubbing that fresh, wet lettuce...

Heeeey sexy. I've got this hot panini griller that'll really heat you up when you lay that soft bread down. But I want you to know, I'm into multigrain bread. Yeah, I like it all mixed up and exotic. And I like my meat hot, pulled, and slathered with a thick, spicy sauce... like BBQ pulled pork. And there's gotta be some swiss cheese melted on, 'cause I wanna get my tongue around one of your holes. Mmm girl, having you make one of those for me sounds so good.

I've always wanted to have a foursome.

I have sexual feelings towards *gets shot*.

this thread is surprisingly amusing.

I added a guy on FaceBook just cause I thought he was cute, but I've never talked to him in class.

I added a guy on FaceBook just cause I thought he was cute, but I've never talked to him in class.

not alone bro. i added this chick whose sister i went to high school with and only added her because we were in the same math class in college. i never even spoke to her outside of getting her to help me with tests and shi't, seeing if i missed anything in class if i didnt show up, etc. stupid girl though, really an airhead and dates the fugliest of guys. Her old FB picture was her at a beach and a sh'it you not her skin was so tanned it turned rust colored.

not alone bro. i added this chick whose sister i went to high school with and only added her because we were in the same math class in college. i never even spoke to her outside of getting her to help me with tests and shi't, seeing if i missed anything in class if i didnt show up, etc. stupid girl though, really an airhead and dates the fugliest of guys. Her old FB picture was her at a beach and a sh'it you not her skin was so tanned it turned rust colored.

Well
This guy is really hot and he was at my SAT test center today, I was in his History class all 2nd semester.
:|

Well
This guy is really hot and he was at my SAT test center today, I was in his History class all 2nd semester.
:|

sucks man.
just say "hey, whats up man?" and start from there dude.

An NPC in MS is why my bandit has Yellow Cutie/Rae hair.
And I have imaginary friends.

Honestly?

I was going to post a serious reply to this thread and decided to get some halo-halo instead. Funhouse is no longer worth my effort.