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#1
2009-12-15, 04:46 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engla...413974.stm
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#2
2009-12-15, 04:47 PM
Um....hurray for abstinence?
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#3
2009-12-15, 04:52 PM
ClawofBeta Wrote:Um....hurray for abstinence?

Not being able to get laid isn't abstinence, babe Sad
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2009-12-15, 05:17 PM
BombsAway Wrote:being able to get laid isn't abstinence, [SIZE="6"]babe[/SIZE] <3
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Someone's getting laid tonight.
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#5
2009-12-15, 05:18 PM
Spideyjvc Wrote:[Image: 5knj28.jpg]

What is that...?
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#6
2009-12-15, 05:18 PM
Hazzy Wrote:What is that...?

Character: Alphonse Elric
Anime / Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist
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#7
2009-12-15, 05:19 PM
Hazzy Wrote:What is that...?

Something that wants to have sex with a babe.
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#8
2009-12-15, 05:19 PM
Seriously. If having sex loudly is bad, what about fapping?
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#9
2009-12-15, 05:39 PM
Khoi Wrote:Seriously. If having sex loudly is bad, what about fapping?

You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.

[SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]
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#10
2009-12-15, 05:40 PM
Clearly their walls are too thin.
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#11
2009-12-15, 05:46 PM
Goddammit. Now I'll have to have sex in a studio Sad
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#12
2009-12-15, 05:54 PM
BombsAway Wrote:You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.

I think I have a problem
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#13
2009-12-15, 05:55 PM
BombsAway Wrote:You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.

[SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]

Obviously, you are not a man.
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#14
2009-12-15, 05:56 PM
BombsAway Wrote:You've got a real problem if you're shouting while fapping.

[SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]

But it's perfectly fine to [SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE] during sex? I don't see why anyone would [SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]
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#15
2009-12-15, 05:56 PM
I read this at work today, thought it was funny. Clearly the neighbour is just jealous.

Quote:this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.

It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.


They're demons in the sack, literally.

Quote:The couple's lovemaking was described as 'unnatural'
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2009-12-15, 05:58 PM
Kirov Wrote:They're demons in the sack, literally.

Where do I get to watch the vid Glitter
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#17
2009-12-15, 06:00 PM
Rob Wrote:Where do I get to watch the vid Glitter

From the sound of it, i could guess a new season of Supernatural? Goggleemoticon
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#18
2009-12-15, 06:03 PM
Spideyjvc Wrote:But it's perfectly fine to [SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE] during sex? I don't see why anyone would [SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]

No I get creeped out by moaning/grunting but it's pretty common for people to [SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]

Some people just gotta [SIZE="7"]
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2009-12-15, 06:04 PM (This post was last modified: 2009-12-15, 06:08 PM by Spideyjvc.)
Kirov Wrote:I read this at work today, thought it was funny. Clearly the neighbour is just jealous.




They're demons in the sack, literally.

Well, I wonder just how unnatural we're talking here.

"OH YES~ TONY, HUAAAAA~ THE PITCHFORK! STICK ME WITH THE PITCHFORK! YEAH, OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY FLESH BURNING!"

"COME ON KIMMY, HURRY UP AND SHIT ON IT ALREADY!"

The piercing sound of a cat screeching in pain rings throughout the room, followed by various "plop"s

"URGHAAAAAAAA, THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT!"

"KIMMY! KIMMY! I LOVE SEEING YOU SHIT ON A DEAD CAT! I'M GANNA- I'M GANNA-!!!"

"Ieeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's inside!! Yes! Yes!!! Cum inside my forearm! NO! YES!!"

"[SIZE="7"]
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/SIZE]"

This is followed by heavy panting, that slowly dies down, leading to a moment of silence.

"Hehe~ There's so much. I can't wait to get another abortion <3"


Then the last panel of this accurately displays how the neighbor reacted:
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#20
2009-12-15, 06:16 PM
Shh.
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