ITT: We think like Nexon

October 3rd, 2009 10:00am
Nexon America HQ Meeting Room

CEO: Gentlemen. I've called you here today because of one thing: money. We need more of it.

Employee 1: But we just got done installing golden toilets in the restrooms...

CEO: SILENCE! We can never have too much money. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Employee 2: We could do another Gachapon Box event?

Employee 1: Oooh yeah! Those always rake in the cash.

CEO: I don't quite feel like re-using that event yet. Give me something new.

Employee 3: O-Oh I got an idea! How about for our next patch we make all Experimental hair VIP-able?

*CEO and Employee 1 & 2 stare at him disapprovingly.*

Employee 3: ...Th-Then we release brand new Experimental hair and take away the VIP option..

 CEO and Employee 1 & 2

CEO: Gentlemen. I've called you here today because of one thing: Tespia. Combattente is fucking spamming our forums asking for it and other questions regarding something like.. communication between the company and the users.. what is that anyway? Oh, whatever.. I just want you to tell me: should we answer him or not?

Employee 1: No! Why should we do that? It'd take less than 60 seconds to do it.. it's just too much time and.. time is money.

CEO: Right! Who cares about users anyway! Let's just find a new plan to earn more money! Fast, we need more ideas!

Employees: Yessir!

 Spoiler

idk what this is about but i suppose where just messing with nexon...

Doesn't take much if you ask me

id try to think like nexon, but my brain cant think backwards.

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Good going!

Providence: +5 internets.

I appreciate the effort, Providence, but this thread is dead to me...

I appreciate the effort, Providence, but this thread is dead to me...

I'm sorry, bro...

Things'll get better.

Step one: Autoban idiots.

If it means I get banned as well, so be it.

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I don't get it.

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

I don't get it.

Nexon is obviously a hardworking mother who takes care of her children.

I don't get it.

 Spoiler

Understand now?

I appreciate the effort, Providence, but this thread is dead to me...

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I don't get it.

 Spoiler

"I swept the thread."

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Oh god, don't encourage him.

Providence saved the UNITED STATES OF THIS THREAD.

I don't care if it's a bump! I've had this on my mind lately, and thought it was perfectly appropriate for the thread.

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