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ITT: We think like Nexon - Mark - 2009-10-03

October 3rd, 2009 10:00am
Nexon America HQ Meeting Room

CEO: Gentlemen. I've called you here today because of one thing: money. We need more of it.

Employee 1: But we just got done installing golden toilets in the restrooms...

CEO: SILENCE! We can never have too much money. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Employee 2: We could do another Gachapon Box event?

Employee 1: Oooh yeah! Those always rake in the cash.

CEO: I don't quite feel like re-using that event yet. Give me something new.

Employee 3: O-Oh I got an idea! How about for our next patch we make all Experimental hair VIP-able?

*CEO and Employee 1 & 2 stare at him disapprovingly.*

Employee 3: ...Th-Then we release brand new Experimental hair and take away the VIP option..

 CEO and Employee 1 & 2



ITT: We think like Nexon - Greg22 - 2009-10-03

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ITT: We think like Nexon - Combattente - 2009-10-03

CEO: Gentlemen. I've called you here today because of one thing: Tespia. Combattente is fucking spamming our forums asking for it and other questions regarding something like.. communication between the company and the users.. what is that anyway? Oh, whatever.. I just want you to tell me: should we answer him or not?

Employee 1: No! Why should we do that? It'd take less than 60 seconds to do it.. it's just too much time and.. time is money.

CEO: Right! Who cares about users anyway! Let's just find a new plan to earn more money! Fast, we need more ideas!

Employees: Yessir!


ITT: We think like Nexon - finalbragade - 2009-10-03

 Spoiler
idk what this is about but i suppose where just messing with nexon...


ITT: We think like Nexon - CJScarlet - 2009-10-03

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Doesn't take much if you ask me Goggleemoticon


ITT: We think like Nexon - TøbiasBlack - 2009-10-03

id try to think like nexon, but my brain cant think backwards.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Providence - 2009-10-03

[IMGSPOILER=]http://www.ibiblio.org/jimmy/folkden/php/images/Woman_Sweeping_1904_Paris.JPG[/IMGSPOILER]


ITT: We think like Nexon - Greg22 - 2009-10-03

Good going!


ITT: We think like Nexon - Combattente - 2009-10-03

Providence: +5 internets.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Mark - 2009-10-03

I appreciate the effort, Providence, but this thread is dead to me...


ITT: We think like Nexon - Greg22 - 2009-10-03

Mark Wrote:I appreciate the effort, Providence, but this thread is dead to me...

I'm sorry, bro...

Things'll get better.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Bacon - 2009-10-03

Step one: Autoban idiots.

If it means I get banned as well, so be it.


ITT: We think like Nexon - byakugan - 2009-10-03

Providence Wrote:[IMGSPOILER=]http://www.ibiblio.org/jimmy/folkden/php/images/Woman_Sweeping_1904_Paris.JPG[/IMGSPOILER]

I don't get it.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Laur - 2009-10-03

Oh good, I'm not the only one.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Bacon - 2009-10-03

byakugan Wrote:I don't get it.
Nexon is obviously a hardworking mother who takes care of her children.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Combattente - 2009-10-03

byakugan Wrote:I don't get it.

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Understand now?


ITT: We think like Nexon - Providence - 2009-10-03

Mark Wrote:I appreciate the effort, Providence, but this thread is dead to me...
[IMGSPOILER=Cheer up, trooper]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/1731829362_7bbf0ccc40.jpg[/IMGSPOILER]

byakugan Wrote:I don't get it.
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ITT: We think like Nexon - Laur - 2009-10-03

Providence Wrote:[IMGSPOILER=Cheer up, trooper]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/1731829362_7bbf0ccc40.jpg[/IMGSPOILER]
Oh god, don't encourage him.


ITT: We think like Nexon - Alloy - 2009-10-03

Providence saved the UNITED STATES OF THIS THREAD.


ITT: We think like Nexon - SlayerZach - 2009-10-12

I don't care if it's a bump! Mad I've had this on my mind lately, and thought it was perfectly appropriate for the thread.

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