Today, as my job as a janitor....

Or maybe she thought it was full of stds and other stuff. And didn't touch the seat at all crouching tiger > lool.

I don't go to the restroom in public places :f6:

I fail to imagine how someone would get the seat dirty while throwing up, but sure.

Clearly you have not seen projectile vomiting then.

Hover pissing. I don't want to say how I know this, but its a thing and that's how they do it!

Hover pissing. I don't want to say how I know this, but its a thing and that's how they do it!

That's a real thing, they just crouch stepping on the borders of the toilet. I imagine stuff would splatter everywhere though.
Either that or throwing up.