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Today, as my job as a janitor.... - whybanme - 2012-05-08

I discovered something that made me quite bewildered. A seat in one of the lady's restrooms was up. It took me a few seconds to comprehend this, as it's usual practice in a male restroom.
I proceeded to :f6: then left.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Jon - 2012-05-08

That was me, sorry.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Moonlapse - 2012-05-08

One of the many signs to come. The prophecy is close to being fulfilled.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Sn1perJohnE - 2012-05-08

Obviously, she was taking a swim.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Chew - 2012-05-08

Maybe she was all like...
"Huh I wonder what's all that fuzz about "hard to aim", better try out!".


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Razmos - 2012-05-08

Chew Wrote:Maybe she was all like...
"Huh I wonder what's all that fuzz about "hard to aim", better try out!".
I thought the same thing, but i struggled with finding a way to word it that wasn't vulgar.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - KhainiWest - 2012-05-08

Her ass was so fat that the seat did not have nearly enough room for her to do her business.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - happylight - 2012-05-08

Probably just someone who's used to putting it up at home.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - whybanme - 2012-05-08

happylight Wrote:Probably just someone who's used to putting it up at home.

Sounds like my kind of woman, then.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - 案山子 - 2012-05-08

I'm a guy and never lift the seat up to piss.

Does that make me a woman...? :f6:


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Chew - 2012-05-08

案山子 Wrote:I'm a guy and never lift the seat up to piss.

Does that make me a woman...? :f6:

Naw, you just play at the highest difficulty at pissing.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - BlueRuin - 2012-05-08

Maybe some poor lady was sick and threw up. Rolleyes


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Spoon - 2012-05-08

BlueRuin Wrote:Maybe some poor lady was sick and threw up. Rolleyes

No need to put the seat up though...


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - BlueRuin - 2012-05-08

Maybe not but I usually do.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Sarah - 2012-05-08

BlueRuin Wrote:Maybe some poor lady was sick and threw up. Rolleyes

This is exactly what I was going to say.

ESPECIALLY in a public restroom.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Nalek - 2012-05-08

Chew Wrote:Naw, you just play at the highest difficulty at pissing.

I must play at easy mode then. My bathroom at home has a urinal.


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Chew - 2012-05-08

Nalek Wrote:I must play at easy mode then. My bathroom at home has a urinal.

Naw... you are just rich.
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Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Words - 2012-05-17

I don't think it's that odd, there are several reasonable explanations...
Women with young male kid went to the bathroom and he wanted to pee too.
Guy was confused and went in ladies bathroom.
Pervert went in pretending to be confused.
Male's bathroom was closed or something and he had to go into the ladies restroom.
Can't think of more...


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Untradeable - 2012-05-17

Words Wrote:I don't think it's that odd, there are several reasonable explanations...
Women with young male kid went to the bathroom and he wanted to pee too.
Guy was confused and went in ladies bathroom.
Pervert went in pretending to be confused.
Male's bathroom was closed or something and he had to go into the ladies restroom.
Can't think of more...
Someone had to throw up and didnt want to get the seat dirty?


Today, as my job as a janitor.... - Words - 2012-05-17

Untradeable Wrote:Someone had to throw up and didnt want to get the seat dirty?

I fail to imagine how someone would get the seat dirty while throwing up, but sure.