I can't watch porn for a week now

Zaotsu signature inspired this.

Japanese porno has always ruined my porn experience. When it comes to naked Japanese women, it's fine. But it seems as 90% of the time, Japanese porn is some really wierd sh`it. It seems like every 60 seconds, Japan comes out with a new dual genre porn that turns out wrong, or some odd pomegranate such as Eels in a girl's ass. The fisherman's wife is becoming true!

God damn it Japan, stop ruining my porn.

Not to mention it's all censored.

Not to mention it's all censored.

The good stuff is too mainly.

Lesbian Japanese girls, censored!!!

I'd just be sitting there browsing a site with my plantain out and I see this kawaii looking japanese chick and I'm like OHHH MAN I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FRESH FACE GURL GET RAMMED, and then I click on it to stream it because streaming sites are superior, but the plantain IS CENSORED.

WHEN I WATCH PORN I DON'T WANT TO SOME GIRL SUCKING ON A SHRIMP D(ICK, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED OUT EITHER. I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK UP AGAINST THIS TIGHT AZN CHICKIE AND I SURE AS SHI(t DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED. YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN FOR A WEEK? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVER WATCH PORN BECAUSE OF THIs. NOT EVER

Youporn, Redtube, Netporn

lol

I'd just be sitting there browsing a site with my plantain out and I see this kawaii looking japanese chick and I'm like OHHH MAN I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FRESH FACE GURL GET RAMMED, and then I click on it to stream it because streaming sites are superior, but the plantain IS CENSORED.

WHEN I WATCH PORN I DON'T WANT TO SOME GIRL SUCKING ON A SHRIMP D(ICK, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED OUT EITHER. I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK UP AGAINST THIS TIGHT AZN CHICKIE AND I SURE AS SHI(t DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED. YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN FOR A WEEK? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVER WATCH PORN BECAUSE OF THIs. NOT EVER

I LIKE IT TOO WHEN A HUGE SAUSAGE RAMS THE ASIAN GIRL. SMALL PENISES ACTUALLY TURN ME OFF BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT LOL INSTEAD OF GETTING HORNY.

Never watched porn before.

I imagine it to be what I experience with Opeth every Saturday Morning. That's right. We watch Cartoons with each other.

I'd just be sitting there browsing a site with my plantain out and I see this kawaii looking japanese chick and I'm like OHHH MAN I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FRESH FACE GURL GET RAMMED, and then I click on it to stream it because streaming sites are superior, but the plantain IS CENSORED.

WHEN I WATCH PORN I DON'T WANT TO SOME GIRL SUCKING ON A SHRIMP D(ICK, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED OUT EITHER. I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK UP AGAINST THIS TIGHT AZN CHICKIE AND I SURE AS SHI(t DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED. YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN FOR A WEEK? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVER WATCH PORN BECAUSE OF THIs. NOT EVER

i f7'ed irl

i f7'ed irl

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

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 You say ruined, I say awesome

 You say ruined, I say awesome

( o Y O )

 You say ruined, I say awesome

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]*vomits*

You big people make me sick with your fapping and your pr0n and your complaints about pr0n YOU MAKE ME SICK! *cries*[/COLOR]

 You say ruined, I say awesome

Now that is Metal

 Spoiler

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So is this!!

 You say ruined, I say awesome

i came

I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK

The truth comes out.

The truth comes out.

You missed so much. Greg admitted on IRC that he likes grilled dicks.

i came

Thrice.

 You say ruined, I say awesome

Dear God. I felt something shrivel up and die when I saw that.

You missed so much. Greg admitted on IRC that he likes grilled dicks.

Oh that image? He got that from me. Silly boy.