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I can't watch porn for a week now - GameMX - 2009-08-16

Zaotsu signature inspired this.

Japanese porno has always ruined my porn experience. When it comes to naked Japanese women, it's fine. But it seems as 90% of the time, Japanese porn is some really wierd sh`it. It seems like every 60 seconds, Japan comes out with a new dual genre porn that turns out wrong, or some odd pomegranate such as Eels in a girl's ass. The fisherman's wife is becoming true!

God damn it Japan, stop ruining my porn.


I can't watch porn for a week now - JoeTang - 2009-08-16

Not to mention it's all censored.


I can't watch porn for a week now - GameMX - 2009-08-16

JoeTang Wrote:Not to mention it's all censored.

The good stuff is too mainly.

Lesbian Japanese girls, censored!!!


I can't watch porn for a week now - Greg22 - 2009-08-16

I'd just be sitting there browsing a site with my plantain out and I see this kawaii looking japanese chick and I'm like OHHH MAN I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FRESH FACE GURL GET RAMMED, and then I click on it to stream it because streaming sites are superior, but the plantain IS CENSORED.

WHEN I WATCH PORN I DON'T WANT TO SOME GIRL SUCKING ON A SHRIMP D(ICK, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED OUT EITHER. I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK UP AGAINST THIS TIGHT AZN CHICKIE AND I SURE AS SHI(t DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED. YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN FOR A WEEK? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVER WATCH PORN BECAUSE OF THIs. NOT EVER


I can't watch porn for a week now - IllegallySane - 2009-08-16

Youporn, Redtube, Netporn

lol

Greg Wrote:I'd just be sitting there browsing a site with my plantain out and I see this kawaii looking japanese chick and I'm like OHHH MAN I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FRESH FACE GURL GET RAMMED, and then I click on it to stream it because streaming sites are superior, but the plantain IS CENSORED.

WHEN I WATCH PORN I DON'T WANT TO SOME GIRL SUCKING ON A SHRIMP D(ICK, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED OUT EITHER. I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK UP AGAINST THIS TIGHT AZN CHICKIE AND I SURE AS SHI(t DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED. YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN FOR A WEEK? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVER WATCH PORN BECAUSE OF THIs. NOT EVER

I LIKE IT TOO WHEN A HUGE SAUSAGE RAMS THE ASIAN GIRL. SMALL PENISES ACTUALLY TURN ME OFF BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT LOL INSTEAD OF GETTING HORNY.


I can't watch porn for a week now - Bacon - 2009-08-16

Never watched porn before.

I imagine it to be what I experience with Opeth every Saturday Morning. That's right. We watch Cartoons with each other.


I can't watch porn for a week now - Typhoon - 2009-08-16

Greg Wrote:I'd just be sitting there browsing a site with my plantain out and I see this kawaii looking japanese chick and I'm like OHHH MAN I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FRESH FACE GURL GET RAMMED, and then I click on it to stream it because streaming sites are superior, but the plantain IS CENSORED.

WHEN I WATCH PORN I DON'T WANT TO SOME GIRL SUCKING ON A SHRIMP D(ICK, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED OUT EITHER. I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK UP AGAINST THIS TIGHT AZN CHICKIE AND I SURE AS SHI(t DON'T WANT IT TO BE BLURRED. YOU CAN'T WATCH PORN FOR A WEEK? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVER WATCH PORN BECAUSE OF THIs. NOT EVER

i f7'ed irl


I can't watch porn for a week now - GameMX - 2009-08-16

TheTyphoon Wrote:i f7'ed irl

Screenshots or it didn't happen.


I can't watch porn for a week now - Typhoon - 2009-08-16

GameMX Wrote:Screenshots or it didn't happen.

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I can't watch porn for a week now - Stereo - 2009-08-16

 You say ruined, I say awesome



I can't watch porn for a week now - Typhoon - 2009-08-16

Stereo Wrote:
 You say ruined, I say awesome

( o Y O )


I can't watch porn for a week now - ShadowMarck - 2009-08-16

Stereo Wrote:
 You say ruined, I say awesome

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]*vomits*

You big people make me sick with your fapping and your pr0n and your complaints about pr0n YOU MAKE ME SICK! *cries*[/COLOR]



I can't watch porn for a week now - Moonlapse - 2009-08-16

Stereo Wrote:
 You say ruined, I say awesome

Now that is Metal


 Spoiler



I can't watch porn for a week now - Beaner - 2009-08-16

Stereo Wrote:
 You say ruined, I say awesome

i came


I can't watch porn for a week now - Mark - 2009-08-16

Greg Wrote:I WANNA SEE A HARD, THROBBING COCK

The truth comes out.


I can't watch porn for a week now - Bacon - 2009-08-16

Opeth Wrote:The truth comes out.
You missed so much. Greg admitted on IRC that he likes grilled dicks.

XBish Wrote:i came

Thrice.


I can't watch porn for a week now - Piggy 2.0 - 2009-08-16

Stereo Wrote:
 You say ruined, I say awesome

Dear God. I felt something shrivel up and die when I saw that.


I can't watch porn for a week now - Mark - 2009-08-16

Bacon Wrote:You missed so much. Greg admitted on IRC that he likes grilled dicks.

Oh that image? He got that from me. Silly boy.