Excuse me while I go kill myself....

Dude I don't even know what half those items are!
Do you own a van by any chance?

Then you won’t know that he missed out the gimp mask, leash and nipple clamps!

LMAO ahahahaha~! I feel your pain Katie lol. I remember walking in on my parents when they were ACTUALLY in the act. *shutters at the rememberence* Good thing the lights were OFF. lmao Red shiny dildo, well at least it wasn't anal beads~!

To my luck, it never happened to me. My only proof that my parents have sex is when I found out a book on Kama Sutra...

LMAO ahahahaha~! I feel your pain Katie lol. I remember walking in on my parents when they were ACTUALLY in the act. *shutters at the rememberence* Good thing the lights were OFF. lmao Red shiny dildo, well at least it wasn't anal beads~!

I've walked in on them before because they were dumb enough to keep the door unlocked. I was 16 and scared for life. As I sleep downstair's in the basement apartment, I can hear their headboard banging often. pineapple man. Anal beads ?!?! I woulda thrown the pineapple up on their bed. Seriously. It's sad when 60 yr olds get more sex than I do. =(

Then you won’t know that he missed out the gimp mask, leash and nipple clamps!

I can see it now. But what the hell does a male chastity belt...what? XD
I've seen some pretty. Er. Fun-looking female ones. Now improved with sharp metal teeth all around.

I can see it now. But what the hell does a male chastity belt...what? XD
I've seen some pretty. Er. Fun-looking female ones. Now improved with sharp metal teeth all around.

I'd totally post a pic but I'm sure it would get deleted since some people can't handle mature content =) But yea, google is your friend!!

To my luck, it never happened to me. My only proof that my parents have sex is when I found out a book on Kama Sutra...

actually you yourself is better proof than a book. they had wild wet sex to make you fyi

I'd totally post a pic but I'm sure it would get deleted since some people can't handle mature content =) But yea, google is your friend!!

The scars.

My only proof that my parents have sex is when I found out a book on Kama Sutra...

Um, you being able to post that is proof of it too...

actually you yourself is better proof than a book. they had wild wet sex to make you fyi

yeah, but this one was 20 years ago. The book I saw much more recently.

So, today my dad calls me and tells me to run over to the house and get something for him. He said it was in his nightstand in the bottom drawer. I open it up and.......

2 DILDO'S. FUUUUCK.

I said "Uhhhh dad." and all he said was "Oooopsy".

I hung up the phone and cried.

Omg. T_T Why do they do this to you. D:

Hey Katie: Drippy Dragon.

I'm gonna have a hard time unseeing that, and I bet you'll have an even harder time unseeing.

i think they want you to join in the fun.

i think they want you to join in the fun.

Oh god. That is DISGUSTING.

afk crying.

If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a pair of.. RED GOGGLES!!!!

Oh, wait, no.. they do nothing..