Job Interviews

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.


Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!


Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hopper)


Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.


Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!

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Thats funny.

Heh funny...guess it'll be that way once I start looking for a job.

E: Have you any experience in this field of work?
C: No.
E: Do you play video games?
C: No.
E: Do you enjoy social interaction?
C: No.
E: Why did you quit college after just 1 semester?
C: Dunno.
E: Are you a people's person?
C: No.
E: Are you lazy?
C: Yes.
E: What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
C: I love money.
E: Welcome to Nexon.

[COLOR="Magenta"]I just came from an interview
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E: Have you any experience in this field of work?
C: No.
E: Do you play video games?
C: No.
E: Do you enjoy social interaction?
C: No.
E: Why did you quit college after just 1 semester?
C: Dunno.
E: Are you a people's person?
C: No.
E: Are you lazy?
C: Yes.
E: What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
C: I love money.
E: Welcome to Nexon.

It probably works like this.

Good thing all of those are actually illegal to ask by an interviewer.