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Job Interviews - Beloved - 2010-05-10
Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hopper)
Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.
Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!
src: http://www.funzug.com/index.php/humor/do-u-have-a-girlfriend-interview.html
Job Interviews - Solarboy - 2010-05-10
Thats funny.
Job Interviews - LDIntensity - 2010-05-10
Heh funny...guess it'll be that way once I start looking for a job.
Job Interviews - Yotsuba - 2010-05-10
E: Have you any experience in this field of work?
C: No.
E: Do you play video games?
C: No.
E: Do you enjoy social interaction?
C: No.
E: Why did you quit college after just 1 semester?
C: Dunno.
E: Are you a people's person?
C: No.
E: Are you lazy?
C: Yes.
E: What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
C: I love money.
E: Welcome to Nexon.
Job Interviews - Felicitates - 2010-05-10
[COLOR="Magenta"]I just came from an interview
。A 。[/COLOR]
Job Interviews - Manu - 2010-05-10
Yotsuba Wrote:E: Have you any experience in this field of work?
C: No.
E: Do you play video games?
C: No.
E: Do you enjoy social interaction?
C: No.
E: Why did you quit college after just 1 semester?
C: Dunno.
E: Are you a people's person?
C: No.
E: Are you lazy?
C: Yes.
E: What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
C: I love money.
E: Welcome to Nexon.
It probably works like this.
Job Interviews - Kitteh - 2010-05-11
Good thing all of those are actually illegal to ask by an interviewer.