Should Guys Put the Toilet Seat Down After Using it Every Time?

Well okay, when I'm in the bathroom for other reasons (having a shower/ brushing my hair/ brushing my teeth), I will close the toilet lid if it is up as I hate seeing into the toilet, and as I'm clumsy I've been known to drop tooth brushes and hair brushes and other things into the toilet by accident... many times

YES FOR GODS SAKE YES! I AM SO SICK OF MY STEP FATHER LEAVING IT UP! He's a pig.

Mind you when he leaves the seat down he pisses over the whole freaking seat, leaving the 2 women and 5 year old child to end up sitting on it. I swear I'm going wipe his piss up and then shove the toilet paper in his mouth, the stupid pigheaded egotistical bastard. When your 5 you have an excuse, when your in your god dam 40's and you still miss! There is something wrong with you..

He thinks the sun shines out his arse literally >_>

Oh god, I dropped the floss in the toilet once, and my toothbrush and a sock.. Don't ask me how I dropped it in there ... I always put the lid down.. It's apparently filled with germs when you flush and leave it open :f6:

I dunno man. Whenever i go to the movies i always get those large ass things of sprite and drink the whole thing by the time the movie is done. Afterwards, all my friends take a piss and i just stand around for a few minutes. :/

Also, should be an emote. I find myself needing that kind of emote all the time while I'm here.

Personally i put the seat and lid down, but the 3 women in my house leave the lid up and have dropped seemingly everything in the toilet as a result. (my sister even dropped her cell phone in... didn't end well)

As per the splatters, sometimes its just uncontrollable, you think everything is going good then your pee just randomly changes direction..... just be glad we get most of it in the bowl.

Personally i put the seat and lid down, but the 3 women in my house leave the lid up and have dropped seemingly everything in the toilet as a result. (my sister even dropped her cell phone in... didn't end well)

As per the splatters, sometimes its just uncontrollable, you think everything is going good then your pee just randomly changes direction..... just be glad we get most of it in the bowl.

.. and sitting on the piss they don't clean up is just a wonderful feeling Oh yes I just love sitting on my step fathers piss, and then going 'GOD DAMMIT YOU SONOFA LKJALKJDLAKJDLKJDLKJ' Our seat is a wooden on so it's a lightish brown, so you can't see the piss unless you bend down to the seats level and stare at it, and I personally don't want to get that close to a toilet seat unless I'm throwing up in it.

.. and sitting on the piss they don't clean up is just a wonderful feeling Oh yes I just love sitting on my step fathers piss, and then going 'GOD DAMMIT YOU SONOFA LKJALKJDLAKJDLKJDLKJ' Our seat is a wooden on so it's a lightish brown, so you can't see the piss unless you bend down to the seats level and stare at it, and I personally don't want to get that close to a toilet seat unless I'm throwing up in it.

Wipe the seat with toilet paper before you sit down. That's what I do when I have to take a shi't.

Wipe the seat with toilet paper before you sit down. That's what I do when I have to take a shi't.

I suppose I could get into that habit, but the man is in his 40's he should be able to clean up his own piss, not leave it for the unsuspecting next person to sit on it, it's just lazyness. Hes a slob, and I'm getting tired of cleaning up after him.

The only time this irritates me is when I get up in the middle of the night and am still feeling really groggy. The seat is white, the bowl is white, the light (in my house anyway) is white and reflecting off the bathroom tiles. When you've just come out of a dark room, it feels a bit like getting flashbanged in a shooter. All I want to do is get back in bed quickly, and sometimes I don't notice the seat is up until it's too late.
It's a shock, ceramic toilet bowls are cold, and made worse by the fact that if the seat was put up recently, it's probably still wet either from flushing or bad aim.

Don't get white bathrooms then?

The lesson is to get a lightbulb with a warmer hue. I prefer white toilets though, easier to see stains that need cleaning. Way better than those grotty pink coloured toilets.

girls should just pee in buckets and everyone would be happy.

girls should just pee in buckets and everyone would be happy.

and then when you miss on the toilet seat we can dump it on your head Revenge is sweet.

and then when you miss on the toilet seat we can dump it on your head Revenge is sweet.

only if i can take a dump on your belly when you forget to leave the buckets lid up sweet cheeks

Wipe the seat with toilet paper before you sit down. That's what I do when I have to take a shi't.

This. I tell my mom and sister this when they peach if theres like a single drop of water or piss on the seat. How hard is it to get in the habit of wiping the seat down predump/pee.

only if i can take a dump on your belly when you forget to leave the buckets lid up sweet cheeks

Cut out the middle man. Piss in her ass, let her dispose of it later.
No more bothering with the lid, no splashing, and there is absolutely no way to miss while inside of her.

Win, win.

It does too.

If I was a girl, I'd master this art just for the heck of it.

girls should just pee in buckets and everyone would be happy.

Squat toilets.

I always close the seat because it looks ugly otherwise.

Also, lol @ Tremulant. If you're only peeing once every other day, you are either obscenely large and have a bladder to match (unlikely) or you're not drinking nearly enough fluids.

If it's not clear or almost clear you're not drinking enough water.