ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid

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ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Zelkova - 2010-12-04

Sarah Wrote:Bacon isn't actually back, by the way. He clicked the wrong bookmark and decided to look around while he was here.

You trying to tell us that you clicked on the wrong bookmark tab earlier?

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - octopusprime - 2010-12-04

meh maybe a bit unrealistic when it comes to religious indoctrination, but i understand how that makes perfect sense to them.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Eos - 2010-12-04

"Gay men have to wear butt plugs or they'll leak because they've been stretched, you don't want that" :f6:

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Justin - 2010-12-04

Eosian Wrote:"Gay men have to wear butt plugs or they'll leak because they've been stretched, you don't want that" :f6:

LOL I haven't laughed that hard in a while, what in the hell.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Eos - 2010-12-04

Justin Wrote:LOL I haven't laughed that hard in a while, what in the hell.

It was hands down the oddest thing I've ever heard from my mother. Almost as disturbing as her "I've tried it before, it hurts, I bled for days and you wouldn't enjoy it".

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Rob - 2010-12-04

Eosian Wrote:It was hands down the oddest thing I've ever heard from my mother. Almost as disturbing as her "I've tried it before, it hurts, I bled for days and you wouldn't enjoy it".

I wouldn't like to know my mother tried fu'cking down the butt. It may have happened, yes, but I don't want to know it. It's a disgusting thought.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Zelkova - 2010-12-04

Rob Wrote:I wouldn't like to know my mother tried fu'cking down the butt. It may have happened, yes, but I don't want to know it. It's a disgusting thought.

"down the butt"

LOL

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Rob - 2010-12-04

Zelkova Wrote:"down the butt"

LOL

Was the English bad? I didn't know how to put it. Otherwise, yeah the wording is kinda lol.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Mark - 2010-12-04

Up the butt perhaps?

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Rob - 2010-12-04

Thanks Mark.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Netto - 2010-12-04

Eosian Wrote:"Gay men have to wear butt plugs or they'll leak because they've been stretched, you don't want that" :f6:

Eosian Wrote:It was hands down the oddest thing I've ever heard from my mother. Almost as disturbing as her "I've tried it before, it hurts, I bled for days and you wouldn't enjoy it".

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Bacon - 2010-12-04

Solarboy Wrote:Watch him never post in the next 5 months again.

I was actually planning on doing this, but just to spite you, I think I'll stick around for a bit.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Greg - 2010-12-04

Bacon, I think you should go back to enjoying life. There's nothing to see here.

I missed you, buddy. It was nice of you to drop by. See you later!

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Bacon - 2010-12-04

Greg Wrote:Bacon, I think you should go back to enjoying life. There's nothing to see here.

I missed you, buddy. It was nice of you to drop by. See you later!

Too late, my Maplestory download has started.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Greg - 2010-12-04

Bacon Wrote:my Maplestory download has started.

I'm so sorry

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Derosis - 2010-12-04

Dad: Close the Door next time!
Me: I was playing a VideoGame dad.
Dad: Don't give me that pomegranate!
Me: 。＿。

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Zelkova - 2010-12-04

Bacon Wrote:Too late, my Maplestory download has started.

Oh no.... hes...too far gone...

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - yoosergio - 2010-12-04

"TV/Computer/Video games will leave you blind!"

For my bad luck, I have to wear glasses since 2 or 3 years ago, so they're like "ha! we told you!" ._. My mom stopped saying that, but my dad continues fucking saying it! D:

Oh BTW, nice to meet you Bacon.

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Dual - 2010-12-04

Greg Wrote:I'm so sorry

[COLOR="green"]Big Bang

maybe it will be okay

or just tell him to DFO with us[/COLOR]

ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid - Mute - 2010-12-04

Thread successfully derailed by delicious pork.