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The world's greatest pick-up line! - Rob - 2009-08-21
I wonder why I'd love marrying a girl like Throws. Seriously though, nothing worked better than 'hey, 'sup? Thought it'd cool to chat a while' or just going directly at it :/
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Mozilla - 2009-08-21
Providence Wrote:I just read every reply in this thread and thanked the god who may exist that I wasn't born a female.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Bacon - 2009-08-21
But, but Throws!
Didn't you enjoy being harassed by Opeth and Felix in that wonderful dream of yours?
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Throes - 2009-08-21
Bacon Wrote:But, but Throws!
Didn't you enjoy being harassed by Opeth and Felix in that wonderful dream of yours?
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The world's greatest pick-up line! - Mark - 2009-08-21
That video was a creative response, lol.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Providence - 2009-08-21
Throws Wrote:Yes, please teach the young ones that it's okay to sexually harass females, because they secretly love it. Really. Every girl's secret fantasy is to be groped out of nowhere by some pervert.. . .
I can't wait for the day that you "accidentally" end up doing something like that to a girl like me.
RobMdza Wrote:I wonder why I'd love marrying a girl like Throws.If I were straighter, I'd have to agree (and secretly loathe you for sharing my feelings).
The world's greatest pick-up line! - GummyBear - 2009-08-21
Hazzy Wrote:Roses aint red
Violets aint black
Why is your chest
flat as your back?
I workout k thx bye!!
The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-08-21
Oh my this thread is progressing without me.
Anyways, but you guys have to admit, it was pretty genius. I know half of you are gonna do it.
I made them up by myself, not sure if someone already wrote it.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Vernacular - 2009-08-21
sicnarf Wrote:People actually use pickup lines?
Spoiler
I tried them all on Francis.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Zalfor - 2009-08-21
sicnarf Wrote:Your sig.
I'm on a forum with a picture of two half-naked chicks and a Catholic schoolgirl that looks like Greg posted on the top-left. I post an actual nice looking sig and that's the best you can come up with? Fail.
And as for poetry, try this:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How bout we take a ride,
In the back of my 82'.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Katie - 2009-08-21
This is why you boys will never have a chance in life lol.
Throws is my kinda girl. Too bad I'm not a dude
The world's greatest pick-up line! - VladTheLvr - 2009-08-21
Katie Wrote:This is why you boys will never have a chance in life lol.
:
How much money are you willing to bet on that.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - KhainiWest - 2009-08-21
With a pick up line like that I'm pretty sure they are fake numbers. I don't really have a stradegy considering women aren't 'prey'. No relationship (worthwhile one anyway) is going to start off with "Hey buttnaked happiness"
. Girl's who would let you get away with that AND have sex with them have the hepititis alphabet+ Ampersan
The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-09-30
Such a bump but I thought you guys should know.
Walk you on a girl and say
"Excuse me, may you please empty out your pockets?" *wait for 5 secounds* "Because I think you stole my heart" *grab your chest in a manly way.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-30
http://sleepywood.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1450962&highlight=pickup
'Nuff said.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Kurtle - 2009-09-30
y0y0y0y0shi0 Wrote:http://sleepywood.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1450962&highlight=pickup
'Nuff said.
Omg I remember these smegas I was laughing my ass off.
It lasted for a good 2-3 hours and there were some great ones.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-30
Kurtle Wrote:Omg I remember these smegas I was laughing my ass off.
It lasted for a good 2-3 hours and there were some great ones.
Chase = <3
I love how fail I was in some of those screenshots.
Like when I said Arceus changed attributes based on the opposing monster.
I failed.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Blaine - 2009-09-30
[COLOR="Red"]I don't suppose walking up to a girl and just...talking to her, WITHOUT her vagina on your mind would work for anyone...oh no.
...Except me, apparently.
Edit: I didn't see Rob has mastered this too, high five.[/COLOR]
The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-09-30
^ Than whats the point?
The world's greatest pick-up line! - KhainiWest - 2009-10-01
kingdj333 Wrote:^ Than whats the point?
You're such a virgin.