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I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - RideBMX - 2009-08-14
Fiel Wrote:Okay, post the softcore stuff here, but PM the hardcore stuff to me. k?
WUT? What about the rest of us?
I feel this is the most enjoyable thread.
And that's not the only thing I'm feeling.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Throes - 2009-08-14
Fiel Wrote:Okay, post the softcore stuff here, but PM the hardcore stuff to me. k?Do I get to become a mod?
[youtube]vVioNJvKSKc[/youtube]
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Hazzy - 2009-08-14
Fiel Wrote:Okay, post the softcore stuff here, but PM the hardcore stuff to me. k?
Fiel... getting off to something not in a Chinchilla suit.
THIS IS MADNESS! D:
Fiel Wrote:And then chinchillas. Thousands of them.I'm saving this here just because it's too awesome.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Spaz - 2009-08-14
Fiel Wrote:1:00 - 2:10Like that, but blue and white instead of black and white.
[youtube]q80zOmd6fKE[/youtube]
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - madanthony - 2009-08-14
Didn't we just have a poll where not a single person responded as being less than 13 years old? Don't PM the hardcore stuff, post it.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - EngelRod - 2009-08-14
throws Wrote:i can't even remember much because it was such a blur of savage emotion, but it was definitely more than just casual sex... I remember i was showering, minding my own business, when suddenly you two burst in!
"felix! Opeth! What the hell! This...this is the ladies locker room!"
"not tonight it isn't, sweetheart."
and then they ripped off their clothes, revealing their sweaty, manly bodies. The look in their eyes... The beads of sweat glistening on their chests... No more words needed to be said. They stepped into the shower with me, and the rest, well...
OMg THIS IS SO EPIC IM FAPPINg LIKE THE MOTHERpinneapleing FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Hazzy - 2009-08-14
Throws Wrote:Here I am in the morning thinking, "JESUS CHRIST GIRL, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, YOU COULD HAVE DREAMT ABOUT SHOWERING WITH FREAKIN' KEIRA KNIGHTLEY OR ZIYI ZHANG, AND YOU DREAM OF FELIX AND OPETH? Did that seriously JUST HAPPEN?"
Throws Wrote:I was five years old, and fascinated with licking the mirror for some tongue-to-tongue action. The question then popped into my head: what would it feel like to lick someone else's tongue? Just then, my little brother walked into the room. I told him to stick his tongue out.'Nuff said.
YAYAYA TONGUE KISSED MY LITTLE BROTHER AT FIVE YEARS OLD. I'm so pro.
madanthony Wrote:Didn't we just have a poll where not a single person responded as being less than 13 years old? Don't PM the hardcore stuff, post it.
This man speaks truth. (Even though the legal age is 18, is it not?)
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - kingdj333 - 2009-08-14
Maybe next time it'll be about me. =) *muahahahha*
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - madanthony - 2009-08-14
Hazzy Wrote:This man speaks truth. (Even though the legal age is 18, is it not?)
I think if every claims to be over the age of 13, we don't have to stick with PG-13. And we're all mature, well-reasoned people here, who can treat some nudity with tasteful admiration for its artistic value. So bring on the raunchy, hardcore XXX Felix/Throws/Opeth action. Daddy needs to splooge.
Or, we can look at it from a Jewish point of view. 13? Great, read the Torah. Voice didn't crack too much did it? Whatever, you're a man and/or woman now.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - FelixTM - 2009-08-14
Throws Wrote:"Guys...what are you doing...?"
They looked at me with their hungry eyes; at that point, I could only begin to imagine what they were thinking. They didn't say anything, but I know they must have been communicating. Deciding how there could be enough of me for both of them, no doubt...
They smiled and came even closer... Opeth from behind; Felix, the front. I could do nothing but let out a nervous whimper... They are my friends. I know them well, but this... This isn't right... My mind was screaming, "NO!" But my body was saying something else...
Throws! My GOD! You need to share your dream fuel with me... Continue!
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - kingdj333 - 2009-08-14
OMFG is this turning into a rate "Adult" Thread.
Please continue.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Throes - 2009-08-14
felixtm Wrote:throws! My god! You need to share your dream fuel with me... Continue!
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Hazzy - 2009-08-14
kingdj333 Wrote:OMFG is this turning into a rate "Adult" Thread.Let's summarize thus far.
Please continue.
Throws Wrote:I can't even remember much because it was such a blur of savage emotion, but it was definitely more than just casual sex... I remember I was showering, minding my own business, when suddenly you two burst in!
"Felix! Opeth! What the hell! This...this is the ladies locker room!"
"Not tonight it isn't, sweetheart."
And then they ripped off their clothes, revealing their sweaty, manly bodies. The look in their eyes... The beads of sweat glistening on their chests... No more words needed to be said. They stepped into the shower with me, and the rest, well...
Throws Wrote:"Guys...what are you doing...?"
They looked at me with their hungry eyes; at that point, I could only begin to imagine what they were thinking. They didn't say anything, but I know they must have been communicating. Deciding how there could be enough of me for both of them, no doubt...
They smiled and came even closer... Opeth from behind; Felix, the front. I could do nothing but let out a nervous whimper... They are my friends. I know them well, but this... This isn't right... My mind was screaming, "NO!" But my body was saying something else...
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-14
No no no no guys. This is all wrong, she's obviously lying. Here let me show you what really happened, she PM'd me the whole thing.
So it started off her at a high school reunion. She glances over to find a few slutty girls talking trash about her, even though they should be mature. Then she looks the other way and sees two guys, holy s'hit, things just got serious. She eye f'ucks them to come on over and so they do. They introduce themselves as Felix and Opeth. WHAT??!?
I KNOW THEM FROM SOUTHPERRY.NET! They instantly know who this dark-skinned gorgeous female is! THROWS! They immediately grab her, each of them grabbing one of her arms, and throw her in a boys locker room and run after her, pin her against a locker and Felix goes...
PM me for the rest.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Throes - 2009-08-14
Stop it. You guys are making me cry.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-14
Throws Wrote:Stop it. You guys are making me cry.
It's only rape if you don't like it.
You know you did.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Throes - 2009-08-14
OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-14
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - Hazzy - 2009-08-14
I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry - FelixTM - 2009-08-14
Throws Wrote:"G-guys...this is wrong... We shouldn't..."
"Throws, we just want to help you get clean..."
They laughed. I knew they were taunting me, but I was helpless to resist... The warm water poured over our bodies. The steam surrounded us. Their bodies pushed against mine... His hand caressed my side... Oh God... Was it Felix? Opeth? The warmth and passion was consuming me, taking me to a different place... We can't do this... But, seeing my friends like this... I never...knew... His lips... Oh! Euphoria! Rapture overwhelmed us! I submitted myself completely...
BUT JUST THEN! The door flew open once more!
"Throws, that was a great workout! You're never gonna believe this! I found a FISH outside! Hah-... OPETH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Manda stood in the doorway, a large fish in her hands. Her eyes lit up. Anger. No! I didn't want this! It's not my fault!
"Manda please! It's not what it looks like!"
It was totally what it looked like. She isn't stupid. She knew what was going on... But, but WHY IS SHE RUNNING AT ME! BLAME THE GUYS! THEY ARE EVIL! Manda charged at me with the fish. I grabbed my towel and flew out of the locker room. Felix and Opeth stood by the door enjoying the moment, I'm sure... Bastards...
Manda chased me all over that gym with her fish until I woke up...
...are you serious? Way to cockblock, Throws.
Wow...