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What's a wife? - kingdj333 - 2009-09-11

Wives are more than a pineapple buddy.


What's a wife? - Fiel - 2009-09-11

kingdj333 Wrote:Wives are more than a pineapple buddy.

They're a whole fruitbasket... A basket case. Goggleemoticon


What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11

Fiel Wrote:They're a whole fruitbasket... A basket case. Goggleemoticon

I'm so telling your mother Rolleyes


What's a wife? - Greg22 - 2009-09-11

I like how not a single female has posted in this thread.

is it because it's true


What's a wife? - Rob - 2009-09-11

I see Heidi around.


What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11

Greg Wrote:I like how not a single female has posted in this thread.

is it because it's true

inb4peoplesayyou'reagirlharhar


What's a wife? - Throes - 2009-09-11

Greg Wrote:I like how not a single female has posted in this thread.

is it because it's true

Pshaw, don't lie, you know you'd love to be married to a crazy bitch like me.

I take good care of my man's "private member."


What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11

Throws Wrote:Pshaw, don't lie, you know you'd love to be married to a crazy bitch like me.

I take good care of my man's "private member."

Crotch punting isn't really considered good, unless you don't want to have kids.


What's a wife? - Throes - 2009-09-11

Serenity Wrote:Crotch punting isn't really considered good, unless you don't want to have kids.

One of my b.net names is testiclecrusher. How did you know? :<


What's a wife? - Rob - 2009-09-11

Throws gtfo, you are like the girl of my dreams.

Wife =/= Throws.


-my girlfriend would kill me if she read that-


What's a wife? - Throes - 2009-09-11

RobMdza Wrote:Wife =/= Throws.

I'm not a wife yet, but I'm most likely going to be married before the end of the year.

Then I get to be pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen. I can hardly wait! Glitter


What's a wife? - Dual - 2009-09-11

Throws Wrote:I'm not a wife yet, but I'm most likely going to be married before the end of the year.

Then I get to be pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen. I can hardly wait! Glitter

Throws has now become the figurehead for the internet's Women's Rights Movement. If anyone starts to bring serious buisiness about Women's Rights, we'll just direct them to this message.


What's a wife? - Greg22 - 2009-09-11

I am now jerking off to this thread.


What's a wife? - Mark - 2009-09-11

Throws Wrote:I'm not a wife yet, but I'm most likely going to be married before the end of the year.

Then I get to be pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen. I can hardly wait! Glitter

Pics?


What's a wife? - Throes - 2009-09-11

Opeth makes me giggle.


What's a wife? - Mark - 2009-09-11

In what way?


What's a wife? - Greg22 - 2009-09-11

[Image: 9jhvl1.jpg]

that way


What's a wife? - Mark - 2009-09-11

Irony of that image is you can see her feet.


What's a wife? - Greg22 - 2009-09-11

Why is that ironic? They're normal people that don't get aroused by toesies


What's a wife? - Dyxanije - 2009-09-11

Greg Wrote:[Image: 9jhvl1.jpg]

that way

What is wrong with that? ;_;