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The world's greatest pick-up line! - Bacon - 2009-08-20
Cool story bro.
You should get into writing like FelixTM. I expect great erotica from you as well.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Greg22 - 2009-08-20
RIP AND TEARr
The world's greatest pick-up line! - xBTAx - 2009-08-20
Greg Wrote:RIP AND TEARr
CUZ YOU'RE A BEARr
The world's greatest pick-up line! - VladTheLvr - 2009-08-20
I dont think that will work for me. Also have you considered foreign languages? Cuz your line only works for english >=(.
The Worlds Best is a pretty hard title to get m4n.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Kabanaw - 2009-08-21
Hi, when I was mesmerized by you across the room I walked into the wall and passed out. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - TøbiasBlack - 2009-08-21
Edit by Zaotsu: No. That definitely doesn't belong on SP, not even as a joke.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - VladTheLvr - 2009-08-21
Faceless Men?
Denied Dreams?
Frustration?
Sounds like my kind of story. Just edit out the sex scenes and its bound to become a piece of art.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - TøbiasBlack - 2009-08-21
ndynslvr Wrote:Faceless Men?
Denied Dreams?
Frustration?
Sounds like my kind of story. Just edit out the sex scenes and its bound to become a piece of art.
but then its not literotica. =/
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-21
I didn't need pick-up lines when I was a pervert in High School. I just walked up to a girl and grabbed her ass, then walk away as if nothing happened. 90% of the time, they just shrug it off. 10% of the time, I get:
-Slapped
-Kicked in the shin
-Pushed against a locker (ow)
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Stereo - 2009-08-21
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The world's greatest pick-up line! - Bacon - 2009-08-21
Kasuhitomi Wrote:I didn't need pick-up lines when I was a pervert in High School. I just walked up to a girl and grabbed her ass, then walk away as if nothing happened. 90% of the time, they just shrug it off. 10% of the time, I get:This is the story of how Khoi became a social outcast.
-Slapped
-Kicked in the shin
-Pushed against a locker (ow)
Khoi, you should follow FelixTM's technique of showing your tits. Girls would go crazy for those twins.
Edit: Someone just changed my signature/avatar. What's up fellas?
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Fiel - 2009-08-21
I didn't edit that.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Pikachu - 2009-08-21
sicnarf Wrote:People actually use pickup lines?
Spoiler
I used that second pick up line, and the girl stared at me. I said I was kidding and she sighed in relief.
It doesn't work :c.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - xBTAx - 2009-08-21
Fiel Wrote:I didn't edit that.
I wanna know your dirty trick.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - TøbiasBlack - 2009-08-21
Kasuhitomi Wrote:I didn't need pick-up lines when I was a pervert in High School. I just walked up to a girl and grabbed her ass, then walk away as if nothing happened. 90% of the time, they just shrug it off. 10% of the time, I get:
-Slapped
-Kicked in the shin
-Pushed against a locker (ow)
ive been one upped. o-o
i was a massive pervert, but i never touched a girl's anywhere on purpose... dam shyness in high school. =/
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-21
TobiasBlack Wrote:ive been one upped. o-o
i was a massive pervert, but i never touched a girl's anywhere on purpose... dam shyness in high school. =/
If you have the balls and confidence, go for it. Otherwise, don't. I don't want to say I had popularity status in High School, because technically, I was only known for being one of the fewer Asians in High School, heh. That and people acknowledged me as a class-clown and a pervert, everybody friggin knew, so it wasn't anything special, haha. I'm not like that anymore though, no sirree~.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Hazzy - 2009-08-21
TobiasBlack Wrote:ive been one upped. o-o
i was a massive pervert, but i never touched a girl's anywhere on purpose... dam shyness in high school. =/
Clumsy, be you?
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Pikachu - 2009-08-21
Kasuhitomi Wrote:If you have the balls and confidence, go for it. Otherwise, don't. I don't want to say I had popularity status in High School, because technically, I was only known for being one of the fewer Asians in High School, heh. That and people acknowledged me as a class-clown and a pervert, everybody friggin knew, so it wasn't anything special, haha. I'm not like that anymore though, no sirree~.
Girls at my school peach at the smallest things :c. Plus they look ugly.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Throes - 2009-08-21
Kasuhitomi Wrote:If you have the balls and confidence, go for it. Otherwise, don't. I don't want to say I had popularity status in High School, because technically, I was only known for being one of the fewer Asians in High School, heh. That and people acknowledged me as a class-clown and a pervert, everybody friggin knew, so it wasn't anything special, haha. I'm not like that anymore though, no sirree~.Yes, please teach the young ones that it's okay to sexually harass females, because they secretly love it. Really. Every girl's secret fantasy is to be groped out of nowhere by some pervert.
I can't wait for the day that you "accidentally" end up doing something like that to a girl like me.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Stereo - 2009-08-21
Throws Wrote:I can't wait for the day that you "accidentally" end up doing something like that to a girl like me.
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