TobiasBlack Wrote:funny and true story, but the backstory first.

its me, two competent guys, myself included makes 3, and a 4th who is mentally retarded. he has pushed an old woman out of his way, PHYSICALLY PUSHED HER, and then hit her with a cart from the row he was pushing; he threw a row of 6~8 carts into the cart door, BREAKING IT upon impact and having the security guy come out to fix it; let a cart hit some dude's 2 week old new car and left a giant scratch in the side on the paint (he was pushing a row, top-most one fell out, he did nothing to stop it); hit people MULTIPLE TIMES with the carts, and utterly fails to do the job, and HE STILL ISNT FIRED. i know that he's cost target money, especially with that car he scratched since target footed the bill.

man pisses me off, talks to himself incoherently, and fails to do the job passingly, and IS CLOSING TODAY/TONIGHT. none of the 3 of us can understand why he is closing. all the work the 3 of us will have done will be erased the instant he is working alone. trash will fill up, carts will empty out, etc etc.

GMSInfighter Wrote:I would trip him before you leave and say he just fell. Maybe you'll snap his neck and walk away with no harm done to yourself.

TobiasBlack Wrote:im 5'10", roughly.
he is 6'3"~6'5".

i weigh about 150 lbs.
im sure he weighs at least 200+.

if i even could, no way i wouldnt get harmed.

Khoi Wrote:Yeah, 1 AM - 9 AM. Overall, horrible shift. Had to hand people laptops, especially dealing with old people that knows nothing about computers.

"How do I get a wireless modem?"

Yes, I lady ASKED me that while I was HANDING out a laptop to her. I was like ".. Uh, I think you meant wireless internet with a router?", so I had to correct her and get all technical because I'm a douche and all, but anyways..

My department was a mess. Not my problem now though. LOL. There was so many cops around, and there had to have been at least 500+ people there around 4 AM in the morning... I was handing out laptops, for the most part. 400 dollars for a HP laptop, Windows-7, 4 GB mem, DDR2 (forgot the exact specs for this), 320 GB HD, ain't bad..

GMSInfighter Wrote:> Intel celeron processor

Lol.

Khoi Wrote:Yeah, sadly, I forgot the DDR2 specs. All I remembered was that it was DDR2, I wasn't paying attention to it that much, since it didn't really catched my attention in the first place. Lol..

I'll wait til better and cheaper laptops comes out and buy then. I'm rather satisfied with my junky-POS 32-bit HP laptop with Vista on it... <___<