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What's a wife? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-11
Russt Wrote:
![[Image: evil-women.jpg]](http://www.mikexia.com/etc/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/evil-women.jpg)
THANK YOU!
i was looking for that, NOW I CAN HAVE THAT PRINTED ONTO A TEE-SHIRT! =D
What's a wife? - Derimed - 2009-09-11
Russt Wrote:
This is so old I saw it plastered on a dorm bulletin board back in 2002 when I was in college.
What's a wife? - Russt - 2009-09-11
Nothing wrong with dredging up old stuff if it's relevant.
What's a wife? - Orit - 2009-09-11
Speaking of dredging up old stuff, the joke in the first post has been doing the rounds for years (possibly even 10), although in much more elaborate form and without the Object Oriented references.
For example: http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/do-not-upgrade-your-gf-to-wife.html
(being ancient doesn't make it any less funny, of course)
What's a wife? - Bacon - 2009-09-11
Herbert Jablonski Wrote:Women Rights
![[Image: 1y1qx3.jpg]](http://i27.tinypic.com/1y1qx3.jpg)
What's a wife? - Mozilla - 2009-09-11
Bacon Wrote:Women Rights
Are a myth.
What's a wife? - Christopher - 2009-09-11
Mozilla Wrote:Are a myth.
![[Image: myth-busted.jpg]](http://www.milehive.com/stories09/myth-busted.jpg)
What's a wife? - Narguz - 2009-09-11
What's a wife?
An extra right hand.
Or left hand, depends on you.
What's a wife? - DeanNim - 2009-09-11
Narguz Wrote:What's a wife?
An extra right hand.
Or left hand, depends on you.
yeah, i fap with my right hand.
What's a wife? - kingdj333 - 2009-09-11
Common guys have some respect to the female gender...
What's a wife? - Rob - 2009-09-11
kingdj333 Wrote:Common guys have some respect to the female gender...
I lol'd.
What's a wife? - Herbert Jablonski - 2009-09-11
Bacon Wrote:Women Rights
She has the right to make me a sandwich.
What's a wife? - shroum - 2009-09-11
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What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11
My wife is someone who I cherish, who doesn't fit any of these stereotypes and is the most delightful person to have around. I love every moment I share with her. That's my wife
./Sappy love story.
What's a wife? - DeanNim - 2009-09-11
Serenity Wrote:My wife is someone who I cherish, who doesn't fit any of these stereotypes and is the most delightful person to have around. I love every moment I share with her. That's my wife whom i just made up
fixed.
What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11
DeanNim Wrote:fixed.
Just because your wife was on a period 24/7 doesnt mean mine is 
What's a wife? - DeanNim - 2009-09-11
Serenity Wrote:
Im 15, and im scared
![[Image: sasukeishappyplz.gif]](http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q183/kiyoki_kun/sasukeishappyplz.gif)
What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11
DeanNim Wrote:Im 15, and im scared
You better be. -licks knife-
What's a wife? - DeanNim - 2009-09-11
Serenity Wrote:You better be. -licks knife-
did you sanitize it before licking ?
What's a wife? - Serenity - 2009-09-11
DeanNim Wrote:did you sanitize it before licking ?
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pineapple.