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What's a wife? - Spaz - 2009-09-10
It's a subclass of girlfriend that has unlimited access to your private members but doesn't make good use of it, hogs all available resources, and spawns child processes that you aren't allowed to kill off.
- from stackoverflow
What's a wife? - Corn - 2009-09-10
They also cook.
What's a wife? - Herbert Jablonski - 2009-09-10
![[Image: 1y1qx3.jpg]](http://i27.tinypic.com/1y1qx3.jpg)
What's a wife? - Mark - 2009-09-10
Herbert Jablonski Wrote:
Bingo.
What's a wife? - Combattente - 2009-09-10
Opeth Wrote:Bingo.
Ognib.
What's a wife? - Fiel - 2009-09-10
And don't forget that if you use destructor method half of your resources disappear.... unless it throws a prenuptial exception.
What's a wife? - Christopher - 2009-09-10
a miserable pile of secrets
What's a wife? - Derimed - 2009-09-10
Chris9292 Wrote:a miserable pile of secrets
You mean she had plastic surgery on her boobs?
What's a wife? - Christopher - 2009-09-10
Quantact Wrote:You mean she had plastic surgery on her boobs?
![[Image: vDlKa5qZ8qaqxhoo2IceKjOyo1_500.jpg]](http://21.media.tumblr.com/vDlKa5qZ8qaqxhoo2IceKjOyo1_500.jpg)
What's a wife? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-10
wives are the end of manhood.
Disregard women, Acquire wealth!
What's a wife? - Dual - 2009-09-10
TobiasBlack Wrote:wives are the end of manhood.
Disregard women, Acquire wealth!
[COLOR="Green"]Don't you know? Women are a means by which to get profit.
1. Get women.
2. ????
3. Profit
Used any other way, you are doing it wrong.[/COLOR]
What's a wife? - Derimed - 2009-09-10
DualReaver Wrote:[COLOR="Green"]Don't you know? Women are a means by which to get profit.
1. Get women.
2. ????
3. Profit
Used any other way, you are doing it wrong.[/COLOR]
Sounds like somebody wants to be a career pimp
What's a wife? - Alloy - 2009-09-10
Chris9292 Wrote:
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What's a wife? - Russt - 2009-09-10
![[Image: evil-women.jpg]](http://www.mikexia.com/etc/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/evil-women.jpg)
What's a wife? - Amphigory - 2009-09-10
Russt Wrote:
Mind if I turn that in for an assignment?
What's a wife? - Takebacker - 2009-09-10
amphigory Wrote:mind if i turn that in for an assignment?
DO IT.
c
What's a wife? - Amphigory - 2009-09-10
Takebacker Wrote:DO IT.
c
... Seems like solid logic to me
What's a wife? - DeanNim - 2009-09-10
speaking about wifes, heres loyd korns wife
Spoiler
![[Image: fail-owned-lawyer-name-win.jpg?w=450&h=374]](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-lawyer-name-win.jpg?w=450&h=374)
What's a wife? - Turtally - 2009-09-10
DeanNim Wrote:speaking about wifes, heres loyd korns wife
Spoiler
I actually lol'd a lot.
What's a wife? - Doxinator - 2009-09-10
Russt Wrote:
I've seen something similar to that. Except the end product was "Women = Root of Problems" or something. I'll look through my email inbox for it. It may take a while. I've got over 4,000 emails. @_@