2013-04-23, 12:23 AM
That's the name of Ryan Lochte's new reality show on E!, because fame + stupidity = a gold mine for reality television. The first episode aired last night, and while I didn't catch it, I saw enough in the video Gawker linked with this article about the especially idiotic things he said last night.
Of note (from again, just one episode) are scenes including:
- He doesn't know what the word 'douchebag' means, which he puzzles over after Jezebel calls him one
- He doesn't remember how many medals he won at the Olympics
- He remembers the girl Megan he met while out the night before because she "looks pretty" and has a nice "upper body"
- His favorite movie is What Women Want (though he called it What Woman Want), because, and I quote, "If I could read women's minds, I'd be the king of the world."
Excuse me while I go die laughing.
Of note (from again, just one episode) are scenes including:
- He doesn't know what the word 'douchebag' means, which he puzzles over after Jezebel calls him one
- He doesn't remember how many medals he won at the Olympics
- He remembers the girl Megan he met while out the night before because she "looks pretty" and has a nice "upper body"
- His favorite movie is What Women Want (though he called it What Woman Want), because, and I quote, "If I could read women's minds, I'd be the king of the world."
Excuse me while I go die laughing.
