I prefer a woman with a smile on her face.

I guess that pick up line doesn't always work, eh?
Maybe Phantom just can't control himself.

>looked at thread title
>looked at user posting
>looked at forum
>brace self
>was still not ready.

Omg.

She's gorgeous. You really did her justice.

I love how even his hat is freaking out.

All the bracing in the world may not have saved us.

oh god, i actually checked everywhere and was WELL WARNED this was an aslemn thread...

...and i still fucking clicked.

Looks good, I really like the use of the unibrow.

The hair could use some messiness, though.

Looks good, I really like the use of the unibrow.

The hair could use some messiness, though.

Jesus Christ how could I forget that; was planning on doing it last but ended up ignoring it. DD:

Looks good, I really like the use of the unibrow.

The hair could use some messiness, though.

Jesus Christ how could I forget that; was planning on doing it last but ended up ignoring it. DD:

I'd say it's good like this, Phantom probably only saw a back view of the Empress. ;3

oh god, i actually checked everywhere and was WELL WARNED this was an aslemn thread...

...and i still fucking clicked.

The aslemn effect.

Lmfao. That is f'ucking gold.

You sir, have a gift.

No feet. I'm okay!

I like the raven!

lmao! everytime!

Am I the only one who sees new threads and clicks automatically while thinking something like: "Oh dear God, please be made by Aslemn!" to myself?

...
I was prepared to face the worst, that I could handle Aslemn's art, I have prepared mentally and physically for his art....
but I wasn't prepared for this.

Am I the only one who sees new threads and clicks automatically while thinking something like: "Oh dear God, please be made by Aslemn!" to myself?

yes

ok no.

there's nothing wrong with this!


...
hold on a minute

fcuk i'm blind

So where are the good ol' days where you made pictures of, like, normal stuff, that doesn't give nightmares to us?

I don't care what anyone says. I love Aslemn's art it always bring a smile to my face with his humor about maple keep it up as always.