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Or not so much a roommate, just a friend of the landlord that the landlord is allowing to stay here. Something like that.
I woke up this morning to find some of my food has been eaten. It was like 2 buns. Not a huge deal.
And then I went into the bathroom to find a copious amount of BBQ sauce on the toilet seat...
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any pictures? trying to determine what you mean by "copious"
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...What... Are you sure its bbq sauce and not like dried out blood? LOL
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ShinkuDragon Wrote:any pictures? trying to determine what you mean by "copious"
No pictures. I left my phone upstairs and I just wanted to pee. 
Upon attempting to make lunch this afternoon I found that the ~half bottle of HP sauce I had in the fridge is gone. So about that much.
KhainiWest Wrote:...What... Are you sure its bbq sauce and not like dried out blood? LOL
Entire bathroom reeked of it. The possibility that it could be something else is terrifying...
I have to wonder, how drunk/out of his mind would someone have to be to dump BBQ sauce on a toilet seat
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Pretty sure it's blood and he just dumped it all over the place to cover up the murder of your landlord 
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he obviously had the munchies with a severe case of diarrhea, and used the extra BBQ sauce as a method of covering the horrible smell.
high people do crazy stuff meng
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Maybe your "roommate" got high off BBQ sauce.
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Nion Wrote:Maybe your "roommate" got high off BBQ sauce.
Is this even possible?
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What kind of BBQ sauce? XD
Go ask your landlord if he does anything or drinks.
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My guess is he got drunk, mistook the toilet for a table, and was trying to make a sandwich with the buns and BBQ sauce.
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I've got a better idea of what happened:
He was on the toilet and had a particularly smelly number 2, so bad it would knock out a sewage worker.
Seeing that he had no other alternatives in the poorly stocked bathroom, he went to the kitchen to get BBQ sauce, which is a strong enough smell to cover it up a bit
When he began to squirt the BBQ sauce, he missed and got it all over the seat. Having used up all the toilet paper and there being (again) no other alternative, he went to get some buns to wipe up the BBQ sauce
on the way to the bathroom he got hungry, ate the buns and then forgot about the mess and went to bed.
MYSTERY SOLVED.
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I've seen much stranger in my ship.
Ever wake up to two men dry humping the same picture while singing "kum-bai-ya?"
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Mute Wrote:I've seen much stranger in my ship.
Ever wake up to two men dry humping the same picture while singing "kum-bai-ya?" Is it weird that i want to?
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ShinkuDragon Wrote:he obviously had the munchies with a severe case of diarrhea, and used the extra BBQ sauce as a method of covering the horrible smell.
high people do crazy stuff meng
Razmos Wrote:I've got a better idea of what happened:
He was on the toilet and had a particularly smelly number 2, so bad it would knock out a sewage worker.
Seeing that he had no other alternatives in the poorly stocked bathroom, he went to the kitchen to get BBQ sauce, which is a strong enough smell to cover it up a bit
When he began to squirt the BBQ sauce, he missed and got it all over the seat. Having used up all the toilet paper and there being (again) no other alternative, he went to get some buns to wipe up the BBQ sauce
on the way to the bathroom he got hungry, ate the buns and then forgot about the mess and went to bed.
MYSTERY SOLVED.
very similar to my suggestion
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OmegazeroGA Wrote:What kind of BBQ sauce? XD
Go ask your landlord if he does anything or drinks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce
I casually mentioned it earlier to him today and he got particularly defensive and vehemently denied everything. Hmm...
I think I want to store my food in my room somewhere from now on. B>mini fridge
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Razmos Wrote:Is it weird that i want to? [INDENT] ![[Image: vcshocked.png]](http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8389/vcshocked.png)
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Mute Wrote:-snip- Good that I wasn't the only one that saw that.
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ShinkuDragon Wrote:very similar to my suggestion I appear to have skipped over your post entirely.
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This morning he was flipping out at the landlady because she supposedly gave me his old phone. As this is going on I'm sitting in the kitchen making myself lunch. The phone is sitting on top of the fridge. In the same place it's been for at least a week now. He doesn't even ask me if I have the phone, or if he can have the phone back.
And in a rage, he pours half of a mickey of vodka into a Tim Hortons cup and storms out the back door.
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