I was going through my yearbook from this past Junior year.

And I stumbled upon this picture:

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Excuse my hairy white leg.

And then I read the caption:

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What is the general opinion from Southperry on 'Blowouts'?
This guy by the way, has apparently called it a blowout since he was little.

He seems like someone I would want to hire

He seems like someone who should be wiped off the face of the Earth.

you know how "gangstas" wear the pants low and the cap sideways? this seems to be a gangsta military afro.

He seems like someone I would make fun of over the internet.

He seems like someone I have the pleasure of going to school with.

He seems like someone that doesn't have money to go on dates (assuming he could get them) because all his cash is going to gel and hairspray.

He seems like someone that doesn't have money to go on dates (assuming he could get them) because all his cash is going to gel and hairspray.

And 40 minutes of his time each and everyday.