I'm not sure if I should eat this pizza...

I'm starving, so I went to the kitchen and looked in the freezer and saw we still had a frozen pizza left. I took it out, opened the box... The pepperoni looked kind of brown and there was a sheet of ice over the entire thing. I stick it in the toaster, thinking it'd be better heated. I look at the box while it's being cooked - Best By Date : January 23rd, 2011.

After heating it up, the pepperoni still looks brown instead of red. I'm not sure if I should eat it...

Don't eat it. Not because it's brown, but because you're fat.

Don't eat it. Not because it's brown, but because you're fat.

;~;

Real men eat it cold.

You definitely.... should not eat it. Or you will likely crap your pants.

i just cleaned my fridge today, there was milk from last year in there...

Don't eat it. Not because it's brown, but because you're fat.

Everyone should live by this code. Except you, Rick.

Stick it back in the freezer, it's not done yet.

Put ketchup on it. Then eat it.

Nothing can go wrong when you have ketchup by your side.