Why am I....

Still a lead ball? I've been a lead ball for almost half a year now...

You should post outside the social section.

nvm

You should be proud to be a lead ball. I would if I was one.

I'm an orbital bee cannon. Don't tell anyone, though. It's a secret.

fk your sht, i'm an alligator.

fk your sht, i'm an alligator.

[video=youtube;kZwhNFOn4ik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik[/video]

I'm a FOREVER.

fk your sht, i'm an alligator.

I don't remember ever being an alligator.

I'm a Deluxe Refrigerator, cool as ice.

I don't remember ever being an alligator.

i dunno how it can get any better honestly, well...

next stop, dinosaurs! but none of that vegetarian crap. oh, and that interior crocodile alligator still plays on my head to this day.

I can never find that post that lists all the cool titles we can have. It's somewhere.

I'm a Helium atom that's gonna burn y'all house down

@^:

USERTITLE	POSTS
Electron	0
Proton	30
Neutron	100
Helium Atom	200
Neon Atom	300
Water	450
Mercury	600
Lead Ball	750
Can of Soup	900
Brick	1000
Chair	1070
Bed Mattress	1150
Desk	1200
Flatpanel TV	1270
Deluxe Refrigerator	1450
Olympic Weightlifter	1520
Polar Bear	1600
Alligator	1700
Euro Minicar	1750
Monster Truck Tire	1825
Muscle car	1900
Heavily armored Humvee	1970
School Bus	2050
Recreational Vehicle	2120
Sherman Tank	2200
Virginia Class Battleship	2300
Nuclear testing facility	2370
New York	2450
Europe	2570
Jupiter	2700
Interdimensional Rift	3000
The Chinchilla King	3500
Chinchilla Army	4000

From Corn's sig.

Chinchilla Army changed to Orbital Bee Cannon. iirc

I'm a Heavily Armored Humvee. Well I would be.

Hmm... getting close to being Water. I need to get out of the social boards.

I'm a quitter or a proton, whatever you like better.

Proton, but Neutron on my other account. I liked this name better, so eh.

I'm an Orbital Bee Cannon... plus 700.

I'm a Desk.

How do you change it?
LF> Kumquat