Deceiving airport security

Sneak a granade through airport security by hiding it in your butthole.

They're never going to find it there.

Actually they check buttholes.

Sounds like a cool job.

I'm more curious of how you were able to get your body to be able to shove a gernade up there, harrison.

I'm more curious of how you were able to get your body to be able to shove a gernade up there, harrison.

Loosening it up with male genitalia.

You honestly didn't see that coming erebus. Remember, kindergarteners use this forum, we have to be extra vigilant!

I'm now no longer laughing at the content of the posts but rather the fact that those posts warranted an infraction. This whole fiasco is getting a little bit entertaining.

Success!

Loosening it up with male genitalia.

Lol ^

2 birds with one stone.

People forget this forum is rated G.

I wonder what would happen if it went off up there

I bet if you spread a myth that a person can live after a grenade exploding inside of them the mythbusters would test it

They have metal detectors on airports, they would notice it right away.

People forget this forum is rated G.

Rated B actually, for Babies.