I've Never...

... kissed a girl on the mouth.

What does it feel like?

Neither have I, really.

I mean, I've "kissed" a girl on the lips when I had a girlfriend in 8th grade, but I don't really count that. >_>

Like a bag of sand.

I don't know, I never asked people what it felt like.

Broken glass and hellfire.

Wet.

Moist.

Sticky.

Wait a second.....

You think anyone here has?

You should ask Katy Perry, she has experience kissing girls.

Good. Sometimes wet. :o

[COLOR="green"]Like lips.

Duh.[/COLOR]

What are we talking about? Making out? I'M IN.

Hard.

Moist.

Moist.

And I didn't like it.

And I didn't like it.

Why not!?

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every Southpedo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

[video=youtube;FDnYNroUmNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs[/video]

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

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