Secret Maplestory Patch Notes
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I have snuck into kMS's databases, and found these amazing patch notes on what they're going to do for next year. Translations were done with the help of Southperrian Korean players.

Warriors:

Fighters
-Fighters no longer have Rage as a skill. Instead, they are always raging, giving them a permanent Hothead look and +20 attack upon advancement. This can be turned off by buying a special item from the Cash Shop.
-Crusaders no longer have Coma or Panic. Instead, these abilities are combined into Brandish so every hit stuns, blinds, and hits extremely hard. This also applies to Brave Slash.
-Heroes, in order to stay true to their name, are given a new skill called Heroic Might, where instead of dying, the Hero is always left with 1 HP.

Pages
-Pages are now renamed Books.
-White Knights are renamed as Magic Knights. In addition, Magic Knights now have Elemental Reset as a 3rd job skill.
-Due to popular demand, Paladins are renamed as Loladins. In addition, every time the Loladin doesn't die when he takes a mortal hit, he automatically smiles and says "lol". -Heaven's Hammer has been renamed as Ban Hammer, and can be used on hackers.

Spearman
-Hyperbody now affects an entire expedition, so more DPS can fill the now empty slots.
-Dragon Knights are now renamed to Tiger. In addition, Tigers get a new skill called Fairfrozen forever, that increases damage done with a Fairfrozen equipped by 500%.
-Dark Knights, upon advancement, now gain a black cape and costume in order to more appropriately fit the name. In addition, they are given a Batmobile mount.

Magicians:

-Due to constant whining about being weak, the Magician class no longer exists. Instead, all abilities are given to the Battle Mage and Evans as 1 point skills. In addition, all current existing mages are now given the option to pick one of their more superior cousins.

Bowmen:

Hunters
-Hunters are now able to train their pets to actually fight for them. The level of the pet is equal to the Hunter's level.
-Rangers now automatically upon advancement gain a random Power Ranger outfit (dependent on gender). Equipping the outfit takes up an NX slot, and every time the Ranger brings the HP of a boss to 0, they must do a very dramatic pose with the outfit on or the boss will not die.
-Bowmasters are renamed as One Button Class

Crossbowmen
-The Crossbowman has now been eliminated, and all Crossbowmen classes are now Wild Hunter classes

Rogue:

-All rogues with a Naruto name or XXnameXX are all deleted, with no compensation for such tasteless names.

Bandit
-The Bandit Class has now been combined with the more superior Dual Blade class.

Assassins
-Assassins now have a new skill called Elemental Chakra. Assassins can infuse their throwing stars with the choice of one element: Fire, Lightning, Ice, Poison, Holy. This is to ensure Assassins aren't left out at monsters or bosses that have an elemental weakness.
-Hermits now have a new skill called Sage Mode. In this mode, the Hermit gains a 500% increase to their HP and MP, as well as an additional 300% to their damage and defense.
-Due to popular demand, Night Lords are now renamed Night Loads.

Dual Blade
-Dual Blades can now wield four blades, so they can use a blade on a blade while they have on the other hand a blade that can also be a blade.

Pirates:

Brawlers
-The Brawler class has now been renamed to Saiyan. In addition, Transformation is now a 2nd job skill and allows the Saiyan to fly.
-Oak Barrel has now been replaced with a cardboard box.
-The Marauder class has been renamed Super Saiyan. In addition, Super Transformation is now a 3rd job skill with no cooldown, and also allows the use of flight.
-Energy Charge no longer requires hits to charge. Instead, MP is used to instantly charge the meter to full, meaning Energy Charge will always be on.
-The Buccaneer class has been renamed Vegeta. In addition, they get a new skill called Power Level, where their damage range increases by over 9000.
-Energy Orb is no longer a skill. In place, Vegetas get Final Flash.
-Barrage is no longer a skill.
-Demolition has been replaced with a new attack called Energy Blast Volley, where Vegeta can stand in the back and fire multiple energy blasts, which is much faster than that sad slow excuse of an attack.

Gunslinger
-Due to redundancy of two OPed ranged DPS classes with guns, Gunslingers no longer exist. Current Gunslingers may opt to change to a different ranged class.

Resistance:

Mech
-Drill Rush has been renamed Giga Drill Breaker, and all monsters are in the way of this attack are automatically killed unless the target has a sufficient level of Gar.
-Due to the powerful nature of Mechs, the class no longer pilots a Prototype. Instead, they pilot the following mechs: Lagann at 1st job, Gurren Lagann at 2nd job, Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren at 3rd job, and finally Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann at 4th job. In additional, all of these new mechs are capable of flight, dimensional travel, and the ability to go beyond the impossible and ruin those anti-Spiral Fools' Day.
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Quote:Dual Blade
-Dual Blades can now wield four blades, so they can use a blade on a blade while they have on the other hand a blade that can also be a blade.

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#3
IllegallySane Wrote:they are given a Batmobile mount.

I am okay with this.
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IllegallySane Wrote:-Dragon Knights are now renamed to Tiger. In addition, Tigers get a new skill called Fairfrozen forever, that increases damage done with a Fairfrozen equipped by 500%.

So DKs now have tigers blood and so therefore they are Charlie Sheen. And so Tiger is really Charlie Sheen.
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#5
Moldyvort Wrote:So DKs now have tigers blood and so therefore they are Charlie Sheen. And so Tiger is really Charlie Sheen.

i approve of any and all dark knight changes.
also, i never thought i'd say this, but i want a mech.
and you forgot to replace the mech ultimate with "super tengen toppa gurren lagann" DO IT!
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#6
Moldyvort Wrote:So DKs now have tigers blood and so therefore they are Charlie Sheen. And so Tiger is really Charlie Sheen.

i approve of any and all dark knight changes.
also, i never thought i'd say this, but i want a mech.
and you forgot to replace the mech ultimate with "super tengen toppa gurren lagann" DO IT!

also, my brawler is female... the fu?
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